City Talks About CuTRis' Thing

City Talks About CuTRis' Thing
UnAssociated Press
July 12, 2013

City Administrator Dick Head, had this to say in an early morning press conference about CuTRis'... thing that he has constructed in his backyard.

"Without a doubt the... 'thing' that CuTRis has is simply huge. It has blocked out the sun and touched off a storm of insinuations and rumors. The city has mandated that CuTRis downsize his... 'thing' by Noon today. That is all."

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LDM said…

You better watch it- Dick's brother Chit Head is on the city council.

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