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It's so hot in the car waiting to pick my son up from school, that I'm becoming Kevin Bakin'.

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CuTRis’ New Restaurant’s Name Causes Anger UnAssociated Press July 30, 2021 4:00pm CDT CuTRis’ new restaurant, The Angry Shaman, has caused anger and outrage in the community. No further information is available at this time. Crowd Protesting in Front of CuTRis’ New Restaurant UnAssociated Press July 30, 2021 4:01pm CDT People are protesting the name of CuTRis’ new restaurant, The Angry Shaman. No further information is available at this time. CuTRis’ Changes Restaurant’s Name Causes More Anger UnAssociated Press July 30, 2021 4:02pm CDT CuTRis’ new, new restaurant, The Angry Priest, has caused anger and outrage in the community. No further information is available at this time. Crowd Protesting in Front of CuTRis’ New Restaurant UnAssociated Press July 30, 2021 4:03pm CDT People are protesting the name of CuTRis’ new restaurant, The Angry Priest. No further information is available at this time. CuTRis’ New Restaurant Closed UnAssociated Press July 3...

So after a long history of resisting, the Washington Redskins are finally considering changing what is probably the most racist team name ever. Sometimes it just takes a while...

Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek UnAssociated Press August 22, 2019 The Department of Renaming Things has decided to rename Minnehaha Creek because the name is offensive to three people from Outer Slobovia. Further research indicates that Minnehaha Creek was discovered by the Schitt family over 12,000 years ago—before the Paleoindians migrated across the Bering Land Bridge . Therefore Minnehaha Creek will be renamed Schitt Creek , in honor of Jedidiah Schitt and all of the other Schitts; sometime next week. In addition, all of the surrounding streets that are currently named after Minnehaha (such as Minnehaha Pkwy), will be named "Schitt" as well. All of the signs below and all of the signs that are located up Schitt Creek will be changed.

Juan Epstein (Welcome Back Kotter) Oops! Wrong Epstein...

Quit renaming everything! Once Lake Superior becomes "Lake Black Lives Matter" instead of  Gitchigumi we'll see how that goes. https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/04/30/calhoun-or-bde-maka-ska-lake-name-in-limbo

CuTRis Numbers All Minnesota Lakes: No More Names UnAssociated Press May 1, 2019 Due to the continued fighting about what Lake Calhoun/Bde Maka Ska should be named, CuTRis has proposed that all lakes in Minnesota be numbered instead of named. Therefore Lake Calhoun/Bde Maka Ska is now Lake 12 .

The call came in at 8:52 AM. There was a medical emergency at Bde Maka Ska ! The paramedics were racing down the road with siren on and lights flashing! But to where? "Is it near Lake Calhoun?" asked the driver. "I don't know!" answered his partner. As the paramedics rolled on past the newly erected sign, the bystanders looked on in disbelief!