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America's Favorite Crayon Color Unassociated Press January 19, 2017 Just one day until the Inauguration of Donald Trump as 45th President of the United States, Americans have also chosen their favorite color of crayon! "Poop Color" has won the electoral vote; although it appears that perhaps "Sky Blue" won the popular vote. Regardless, Poop Color has won the coveted favorite color prize!

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Let's face it. Ball deflation is a serious (and sometimes embarrassing) topic! When I heard that the New England Patriots won their championship game with under-inflated balls I was astounded! "Were all of their balls under-inflated?" I asked. "11 out of 12" I was told. Hmmmm... There are 11 men on the field from each team; so that means only one of them had properly inflated balls? And they still won the game? While I was thinking about my own balls and how upset I would be if one of them deflated, I began to marvel that the Patriots had won the game so decisively! I mean if someone was going to cheat, I would think poorly inflated balls would be a difficult thing to pull off! Would you have some reverse-inflation gadget in the protective cup? Now I could see if it was the Patriots who were trying to deflate the balls of the Indianapolis Colts , because after living briefly in New England I developed the impression that the Mafia was involved in al...

CuTRis May Have Used Enhancements to Win UnAssociated Press March 29, 2013 This photo that emerged today, seems to indicate that CuTRis may have used "enhancements" to win the Dry T-Shirt Contest--and so he was disqualified by an international panel today. This is just one of a string of scandals plaguing the onetime Presidential candidate.

CuTRis Wins Dry T-Shirt Contest! UnAssociated Press March 29, 2013 CuTRis was back in the news today after he apparently won an international Dry T-Shirt Contest ! No photos or further information was available at the time of this printing.