I am CuTRis

Russia (now) Blames USA for Drone Attack on Kremlin UnAssociated Press May 4, 2023 May 3, 2023 there was allegedly a drone attack on the Kremlin. After first blaming Ukraine, Russia now is blaming the US. Ukraine says the attack was staged by Russia. This just in! Russia is (now) blaming Biden, Biden is blaming Putin, Putin is blaming Zelenskyy, and more recently, Baby Yoda has been implicated, but he said, "Ask Big Bird you should!"

Big Bird has reportedly had enough of Ted Cruz, and they are fighting after school...

Book Announced by Joe Emu about CuTRis UAssociated Press August 15, 2021 Today, Joe Emu announced his new tell-all book, about what it was like being locked up only two miles away from where CuTRis was locked up for almost one minute. Emu says he's been locked up for three years and wishes he had thought of playing dead to escape. Joe goes on to say that CuTRis was teaching him to fly during their time being not locked up together.

Big Bird Leading in Polls! UnAssociated Press October 23, 2012 The numbers out after last night's presidential debate, shows that Sesame Street's Big Bird is clearly leading in the polls. Furthermore it is speculated that the 8'2" yellow bird is talking to CuTRis about being his running mate . When asked, CuTRis had this to say. "I am interested," CuTRis said. "In fact, I don't think there has ever been a big, gay , yellow bird in the White House before!" The interviewer responded that he wasn't sure that Big Bird was gay. "He isn't?" replied CuTRis . "Oh... I guess that I thought he was... Not that there's anything wrong with that! Regardless," continued CuTRis , "I would consider it an honor if Big Bird asked me to be his running mate for the presidential election."