Monday, August 30, 2021

Government Efficiency

After watching a city truck and workers go down the block and dig holes, only to be followed minutes later by a second truck that filled the holes in, a man had to stop the second truck to ask what they were doing! That was when he found out that the guy who dropped the trees in the holes was on vacation.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Vaccine Economics 101

Welcome to COVID-19 Vaccine Economics! I'd like to begin by reaffirming that getting a vaccine is a personal choice. And, we all know that choices have consequences.

Due to increased costs resulting from preventable illnesses, anyone who refused the opportunity to receive a free COVID-19 vaccine, who gets sick and needs medical treatment, including hospitalization, will be entirely responsible for all costs resulting from treatment of COVID-19, and any resulting longterm effects from the virus.

Thank you for understanding our rights, to serve the best interest of the larger community.

Sunday, August 22, 2021

Grilled Chicken Dinner

Stressed?

My wife signed up for a bathroom remodeling appointment at the county fair, and then left me during the high pressure sales pitch, to go run errands. She doesn't seem to understand why I'm upset. I guess I need to try harder.

This was after she organized a playdate for our son and then disappeared to work on something in the garage all day.

And my dad fell again...

So yes, I'm feeling stressed!

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Stuffed Peppers!

Book Announced by Joe Emu about CuTRis


Book Announced by Joe Emu about CuTRis
UAssociated Press
August 15, 2021


Today, Joe Emu announced his new tell-all book, about what it was like being locked up only two miles away from where CuTRis was locked up for almost one minute. Emu says he's been locked up for three years and wishes he had thought of playing dead to escape. Joe goes on to say that CuTRis was teaching him to fly during their time being not locked up together.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

CuTRis Seen Driving Away from Jail


CuTRis Seen Driving Away from Jail
UAssociated Press
August 14, 2021


Today, CuTRis was put into jail after he tipped a train over for no good reason. But then, he convinced the guards that he was dead. He escaped when they removed his body from the cell. Then, CuTRis was seen driving away! No further information is available at this time.

CuTRis Escaped from Jail by Playing Dead


CuTRis Escaped from Jail by Playing Dead
UAssociated Press
August 14, 2021


Today, CuTRis was put into jail after he tipped a train over for no good reason. But then, he convinced the guards that he was dead. He escaped when they removed his body from the cell. No further information is available at this time.

CuTRis Jailed for Tipping Train Over


CuTRis Jailed for Tipping Train Over
UAssociated Press
August 14, 2021


Today, CuTRis was put in jail after he tipped a train over for no good reason.

CuTRis Tips Train Over


CuTRis Tips Train Over
UAssociated Press
August 14, 2021


Today, CuTRis tipped a train over for no good reason.

Psychedelic

Dakota County Fair

Dolichovespula Maculata