I am CuTRis

I live in Minnesota. Somali Americans live in my neighborhood. It is not a hellhole. Our governor is not "retarded." But our President is mentally incompetent.

The turkeys walked through the front yard this morning.

I literally saw turkeys everytime I left home today, and again when I returned. That was 6 times today. I also saw 3 deer on the last return trip. All sightings were within a quarter mile from home--usually much closer. In fact, we often see wildlife from our windows, in the neighborhood or in our yard. Living in the city is fun!

They like the neighbor's yard because he doesn't mow. The doe likes our gardens. The fawn still relies on milk.

This is Schitt-head. She lives in my neighborhood and eats people's gardens for a living. Each year, she has two fawns and trains them to eat gardens. She is why my vegetable garden resembles a prison and my apple trees are dressed in mesh bags.

Today we toured the Wabasha Street Caves in St. Paul. Our tour guide Ryan, was funny and informative.