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Trump Believes in Vaccinations for Chickens

So, according to multiple news sources, the Trump Administration is planning to deal with the high cost of eggs, by vaccinating chickens instead of killing them. Of course, the irony is, that the same administration was/ is advocating against vaccinations for human beings. So, while vaccinations are supposedly bad for people, it's okay to directly add them to our food source. Even more striking, is how regardless of all of this hypocritical and contrary disinformation, there is still support for all of this destructive stupidity. One last thing, if the government is going to step in and save the chickens, will there need to be government employees to do that? Perhaps there could be a department of chicken efficiency?

Anti-Vaccine Garbage Propaganda

I stopped following a couple of friends I knew way back in school recently, because one was touting MAGA and the other is promoting anti-vaccine misinformation. For the latter, reposting other people's garbage about their child dying from the vaccine without researching it or even considering the alternative world we would live in if there were no vaccines, I just can't argue with people who can't accept science. One could say that seat belts killed a person in a car accident, if that person was wearing a seatbelt. The reality is, the person would have died with or without the seat belt if the accident was severe enough. It's also not unusual for these stories to be completely made up. But these individuals aren't going to be thankful that they don't have to endure an iron lung the way people did back in the 1950s during the polio epidemic. They just want to propagate crap.

Vaccines and Politics

Recently, when I was editing my book "Covid Time," for the last time before publishing, I couldn't help but notice all of the crazy things that we as a people have been through--especially since the pandemic. So I was kind of lost in thought, when a co-worker was talking about having covid during a virtual meeting. I offhandedly said "at least it's not killing people the way it was originally--I think due to the vaccine." The supervisor, who referred to COVID-19 as "The Big C," (which is a reference to cancer in my world) expertly moved away from the issue, and I couldn't help but think I had made a stupid political faux pas. Lost in thought about everything we've been through, and all the people we have lost, and all of the stupid political decisions that had been made on both sides, it slipped my mind how politically charged the whole idea of vaccination has become. Science cannot be talked about any longer, because of a faction on the p...

Vaccine Drones

We just got our flu and covid vaccines. Then when we were driving home, drones were following us. Well, a drone was following me. Bill Gates was on a bicycle following my son. But we are both in the same car.

Vaccines!

Since getting both my COVID-19 and flu shots on Friday, I've become twice as fertile, government drones follow me everywhere, and the nanodes have allowed me to defy time and space. And yet, some people are still afraid of vaccinations...

Get Vaccinated

Yesterday afternoon I got my flu shot in one arm, and my Omicron covid booster in the other arm. So today it turns out, that for some reason I am twice as fertile, and suddenly the government can't track me anymore!

Expert COVID-19 Advice

Ted Cruz vs. Big Bird

Big Bird has reportedly had enough of Ted Cruz, and they are fighting after school...

Aaron Rodgers Vaccine Allergy

Thanks Anti-Vaxxers...

I would like to thank the anti-vaxxers for contributing to the spread of COVID-19, and subsequently my father-in-law being sent to the hospital a few blocks from the one he's supposed to go to; that has his medical records--because of "COVID protocol." Thank you for getting your scientific information from a Facebook page run by a guy who doesn't work, who claims to know that the vaccine makes you sterile. Because why get your information from the Mayo Clinic, the CDC or WHO, when you can get it from an unemployed loser with a 6th grade education? Thanks for endangering lives and keeping the pandemic strong and alive in our future! Your contribution is not lost on me!

Vaccine Economics 101

Welcome to COVID-19 Vaccine Economics! I'd like to begin by reaffirming that getting a vaccine is a personal choice. And, we all know that choices have consequences. Due to increased costs resulting from preventable illnesses, anyone who refused the opportunity to receive a free COVID-19 vaccine, who gets sick and needs medical treatment, including hospitalization, will be entirely responsible for all costs resulting from treatment of COVID-19, and any resulting longterm effects from the virus. Thank you for understanding our rights, to serve the best interest of the larger community.

Because the Vaccine Worked

COVID-19 Vaccine Misinformation

There are a bunch of misinformed young adults who think that the vaccination will alter their DNA. If this was a biology test, they would fail. If anything is going to alter your cell structure, it's a virus. The vaccine is simply using mRNA to send a message to your cells to make a spike protein that covid produces and therefore cause your immune system to fight the virus. The vaccine does not alter your DNA. But the virus will alter your cells.

COVID-19 Vaccine

"Johnson Vaccine"

"Johnson Vaccine" UnAssociated Press March 5, 2021 CuTRis strolled up to the microphone like a man on a mission. "I see no reason that any vaccine needs to be put into anyone's "Johnson!" he exclaimed. It's an absolute outrage! I think any vaccine that can't be put in your arm is..." It was then, that someone whispered something in CuTRis' ear. Suddenly he looked uncomfortable, and said, "Never mind." And with that, the press conference was over...