I am CuTRis

Among the first things that the Biden transition team is planning to do once they gain access, is to fumigate the White House. Apparently it stinks like an ass.

I've noticed a common theme in literature and stories that crosses most all cultures. It is one of the beautiful and virtuous girl who meets the handsome, strong, moral, wealthy young man; possibly a prince. The combination of beauty and wealth, seems to be the perfect match and what everyone strives for. However, in real life, this is not necessarily the case. Beauty, strength, and moral character are not attributes that are purely of the elite. In fact, they may be more likely to come from the common people. And even though wealth can buy power, it cannot create in one, intelligence or moral character. Furthermore, it cannot buy happiness or contentment. Wealth cannot buy true friendship. Wealth cannot buy true love. Wealth cannot buy you honor. And being born wealthy cannot teach you what it is like to succeed by hard work. And so I am proud to be of humble roots. As difficult as it sometimes is, I am happy to have had to struggle at times. Because sometimes it's plain to se...

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CuTRis Takes Job at White House and Resigns 12 Seconds Later UnAssociated Press March 8, 2018 White House sources confirmed today, that CuTRis held the job of White House Communications Director for exactly 12 seconds from 1:45:17PM to 1:45:29 (ET) on March 7, 2018. Citing irreconcilable stupidity, CuTRis said the 12 seconds he was employed at the White House was horrible and his resignation was a long time coming. CuTRis now joins a growing list of former White House staffers who have departed rather than work for the Trump administration.