CuTRis Takes Job at White House and Resigns 12 Seconds Later

CuTRis Takes Job at White House and Resigns 12 Seconds Later
UnAssociated Press
March 8, 2018

White House sources confirmed today, that CuTRis held the job of White House Communications Director for exactly 12 seconds from 1:45:17PM to 1:45:29 (ET) on March 7, 2018. Citing irreconcilable stupidity, CuTRis said the 12 seconds he was employed at the White House was horrible and his resignation was a long time coming. CuTRis now joins a growing list of former White House staffers who have departed rather than work for the Trump administration.

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LDM said…

12 seconds! That is a long time. I heard the previous person only lasted 5 miliseconds.

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