I am CuTRis

https://youtube.com/shorts/axCzjeA5HGc?si=03hDnqsCJRJlyIPe My son didn't want to part with his helium balloon that I got for him for Valentine's day. It could no longer hold up its own weight. So here I am explaining to him that it's gone. I probably shouldn't have breathed in the helium before I made the video...

CuTRis Shoots Object Over His Yard UnAssociated Press February 11, 2023 At 1:00PM CST today, CuTRis using a slingshot, reportedly fired at an unidentified object flying over his yard in St. Paul, Minnesota. It may have been a Chinese Spy balloon, the Goodyear Blimp, or possibly a sparrow. The object was hit, and reportedly flew in wide circles before crash landing in the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of South Carolina. The U.S. Navy is not looking for the wreckage at this time.

George Santos Shoots Down Chinese Spy Balloon UnAssociated Press February 4, 2023 Earlier today, it was reported that George Santos shot down the Chinese spy balloon , using a missile he keeps in his pants for use on these occasions.

Actual video of the Chinese spy balloon being shot down! https://youtu.be/3DjyCb_bahI

CuTRis Flys Balloon Over China UnAssociated Press February 3, 2023 After learning about a Chinese spy balloon over Montana , CuTRis bought a helium balloon from Dollar Tree , that says, "Happy Birthday." He is now flying it over China . When asked why he is doing this, CuTRis shrugged and said, "just to freak them out."