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I found another memorial dedicated to "No Train Horn."

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Trump Nails Hurricane Forecast UnAssociated Press September 6, 2019 President and inventor of "Fake Science," Donald Trump , was super accurate with his forecast of Hurricane Dorian this week! His cool map clearly shows that Dorian slammed into North Korea, wiping it off of the face of the Earth. North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un was asked about what it is like being killed by a superstorm. "No! I alive," he shouted at reporters. "You dead! Me still alive!" "No! Me still alive!"

Kim Jong-Un Threatens to Skip Summit with U.S. UnAssociated Press May 16, 2018 Kim Jong-un has now threatened to skip his planned meeting with Donald Trump , unless he is given 12 cases of Oreo s by Noon tomorrow. When asked if he would send the cookies, Trump responded,   "We're working on it right now. We have our best people working on it. Because, he... ah... Kim has good taste."

Nuclear Idiots Unassociated press January 3, 2018 Two world class idiots with nuclear weapons are currently in a social media (schoolyard) battle over whose is bigger . Whose is Bigger???

Likely New North Korean Leader Unassociated Press September 15, 2017 Since North Korea , under the leadership of Kim Jong-un , keeps on firing missiles in a dangerous disregard for life and diplomacy, it is possible that he, or North Korea could be destroyed if the threat continues. This brings up the question that if Kim Jong-un was killed, who would succeed him as supreme leader of North Korea? Since the previous ruler was Kim Jong-il and before that Kim Il-sung , the likely successor is widely thought to be Same-dang Kim .

Why does North Korea (i.e. Kim Jong-Un) want war? I think the answer to this encompasses more than simply North Korea. It could also explain what has been termed, "Radical Islam" as well. Essentially, there have been no updates—in... forever. The program runs, but it is weak and it desperately wants to show that it is strong. By firing missiles and rhetoric toward its longtime "enemy," the USA, it (i.e. Kim Jong-Un ) thinks that he is showing strength. What he is really showing, however, is stupidity and a ridiculous disregard for life. You could compare it to a "karate guy" who is threatening an entire platoon of highly trained army rangers. The rangers watch as the karate guy jumps around and when he finally threatens too close, they shoot and he is dead. So why do China and Russia support North Korea? Because they are all Communist countries—which means they are like family. North Korea is the oddball, mentally challenged brother, and they can only t...

CuTRis Hacks Into Sony: Restarts "The Interview" UnAssociated Press December 18, 2014 After the announcement that Sony cancelled the premier of the movie "The Interview," sources say that CuTRis has now hacked into Sony and reset the movie premier of "The Interview" for December 25th as originally planned! In a candid remark, CuTRis has indicated that he was initially unable to hack into Sony Pictures, but found that he could hack into North Korea , and from there he had easy access to Sony. CuTRis , who has his own (low budget) movie about Kim Jong-Un called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb," also reportedly may have made fun of Kim Jong-Un before ; once or fifteen times. At this time it is unknown if Sony will again succumb to the threats and re- unschedule the movie that CuTRis has apparently rescheduled.

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No Train Horn Fed to Giant Gerbil in North Korea UnAssociated Press August 8, 2014 No Train Horn, the noted nuclear physicist from North Korea , had nearly finished his life's work. It was a bomb that would single out and destroy only Americans . Unfortunately for No, the supreme leader, Kim Jong-butt became so paranoid that No Train would make a bomb that would eliminate only Kim Jong-butt, that the supreme leader had the physicist killed by feeding him to a giant, starving gerbil . The huge gerbil is said to have eaten Horn in 12 minutes. Today marks the one-year anniversary of the demise of No Train Horn. This sign, is said to mark the exact spot where the giant man-eating gerbil pooped a half an hour later. It is the only known memorial dedicated to the memory of No Train Horn.

CuTRis to Release Movie called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb" UnAssociated Press July 1, 2014 "No! Me tough guy! Very smart!!! Movie fans everywhere are eagerly anticipating the release of CuTRis' upcoming movie, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb." That is, everyone except for North Korea n president, Kim Jong Un . In the first 8 seconds of the movie, the main character, QuTRys , says that, " Kim Jong Un is dumb, and anyone could kick his ass. In fact, if word gets out how dumb and weak he is, the people will rebel and he will end up getting beat-up by a schoolgirl who will take over as president and then things will be much better over there." When Kim Jong Dumb heard about this he was infuriate d! He has threatened merciless retaliation if the movie is released. CuTRis was unavailable for comment due to his hysterical laughing fit (when he heard about the threat).

Asteroid to Pass by Earth UnAssociated Press May 31, 2013 Not to worry, asteroids rarely crash into and destroy the Earth. Last time the Earth was destroyed, was this past Tuesday in an amature Youtube video created by an anti-social, overweight North Korean kid who had nothing better to do except pretend to blow up the world.

CuTRis Has Escaped to South Korea! UnAssociated Press April 10, 2013 CuTRis has escaped from North Korea and is currently in South Korea , where he has given this account of his escape,      "After that stupid dragon dropped me in North Korea, I had to try to find food and get back out of the country. I found Kim Jong-un's house where there was lots of food. Kim Jong-un was always looking at things , so I had to be careful not to get caught. Some military guy in a stupid over-sized hat and Soviet WWII uniform saw me and launched a missile at me. I'm pretty fast, so I ended up outrunning it! Eventually they shot a faster missile at me and I grabbed it by the nose cone and rode it across the border into South Korea! The missile was apparently a dud --just like the North Korean leader! So that's how I got back! It was pretty easy; now that I think about it.

CuTRis Outruns North Korean Missile UnAssociated Press April 9, 2013 A radio message was intercepted from North Korea this morning that was attributed to CuTRis . He is believed to be in the communist country after his former dragon dropped him there. The message is as follows,      "I managed to find food at Kim Jong-un 's house. There was a lot of food there! People are poor and starving--but not at their dear leader's house! I was discovered by a guy in a large stupid hat and WWII era uniform. He launched a missile at me but I outran it! I thought that if somehow I could make it chase me, it would no doubt fail. Instead I found that North Korean missiles aren't very fast!" END OF TRANSMISSION

CuTRis and Dragon Get in Argument UnAssociated Press April 9, 2013 CuTRis and his dragon have apparently had a disagreement about what they should do next, and have discontinued their campaign over North Korea . In fact, it is thought that the dragon dropped CuTRis somewhere inside of the communist country. When asked about it, Yosemite Sam said, "Dragons is so stupid!" Just how or if CuTRis will be able to escape from North Korea is the question right now.

Kim Jong-un Hit by Dragon Poop Again UnAssociated Press April 8, 2013    Direct Hit! Kim Jong-un was apparently hit by dragon poop again today as CuTRis and Yosemite Sam flew over North Korea on their dragons.

Kim Jong -un Threatens to Blow Up CuTRis UnAssociated press April 7, 2013 Kim Jong-Un has threatened to blow up CuTRis and his dragon today--during his latest death to America speech. unJong is pretty mad that CuTRis' dragon poop ed on his head yesterday when they were flying over North Korea.

Dragon Poops on Kim Jong-un UnAssociated Press April 6, 2013 CuTRis' dragon scored a direct hit when it poop ed on North Korea n dictator, Kim Jong-Un 's head today. CuTRis and the dragon were unavailable for comment, but were said to be enjoying a drink in a bar in Switzerland at the time of this printing.  At Point of Impact

CuTRis and Dragon Flying over North Korea UnAssociated Press April 5, 2013 CuTRis may be flying over North Korea on his dragon . At least that is what Kim Jong-Un said today in his latest I'm going to blow you all up speech. Sources close to CuTRis , report that CuTRis wants his dragon to poop on Kim Jong-Un 's head.

Give the people of North Korea food, access to the outside world, jobs and medical care and they will see that their well-fed leader is wuss and a tyrant and a photocopy of his dad and grandpa. Then they will kick his butt and join the rest of the world. Even China thinks Kim Jong-un is a dork.