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Vaccine Drones

We just got our flu and covid vaccines. Then when we were driving home, drones were following us. Well, a drone was following me. Bill Gates was on a bicycle following my son. But we are both in the same car.

Vaccines!

Since getting both my COVID-19 and flu shots on Friday, I've become twice as fertile, government drones follow me everywhere, and the nanodes have allowed me to defy time and space. And yet, some people are still afraid of vaccinations...

Flu has Killed More than Coronavirus

So far to date, influenza has killed (about) 18,000 people in the USA (this season), and Coronavirus has killed (about) 3000 people worldwide. Yet the Coronavirus either has better publicity, or there is (maybe) a bit of hysteria going on. https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

Don't Brag About Not Getting a Flu Shot

I got a flu shot. My whole family got flu shots. But since the shot was not very effective, my son and I both got the flu anyway. That was very scary especially with my son's fever. And I have heard many people brag about not getting the flu shot... ever. And to me, that is so dumb. Because for everyone who does not get the flu shot, that opens up a hole in the fabric of society that allows the flu to get in. So, you might as well brag about being dumb and irresponsible.