I am CuTRis

Borg Making Cars Now UnAssociated Press November 11, 2013 Most people may know about the Borg and the giant spaceships they use called Borg Cube s, but did you know they now produce cars?  The UnAssociated Press has obtained this photo of the new Borg Cube Car !  

CuTRis Test Drives Compact Cube UnAssociated Press June 25, 2013 CuTRis is no stranger to driving around in a Borg Cube . But he was recently seen test driving the new compact model . Though previous versions of the Borg Cube held thousands of occupants, the Borg found while traveling into the future , that future fuel prices are so high--that they have had to scale back the size of the cubes in order to stay within budget ! CuTRis reported that he did not like the tiny cubes. He said that he might go for a mid-size cube; but not likely the compact model.  CuTRis Test Drives Compact Borg Cube  

Mishap Destroys Borg Cube UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013 Larry's Cube Apparently Larry had some "great" idea to use the Borg Cube to go back in time and deposit ten dollars and change into a bank millions of years ago so he would have the money to pay for the $87 Billion he gave CuTRis to buy it. Not only didn't his plan work, but he also crashed into Past Larry's Borg Cube that was parked in his spot! He totalled them both!  Past Larry's Cube  

CuTRis sells Borg Cube UnAssociated Press April 15, 2013 CuTRis has sold the Borg Cube to Larry for $87 Billion. After the sale, CuTRis used the $87 Billion to buy lottery scratch off tickets . CuTRis was reportedly very happy because he won $75 with winning tickets!

For Sale - Slightly Used Borg Cube - Mileage = 192 Trillion Light Years Plus Time travel - Loaded! - Capacity of 9,856 Passengers $87 Billion Contact CuTRis Used Borg Cube $87 Billion

Borg are Playing Guitar and Drinking Beer! UnAssociated Press April 14, 2013 Recent reports from numerous sources regarding Borg activity have all been similar--and seem to indicate that CuTRis has most likely assimilated them ! Borg have been seen playing pool, singing, playing guitars and drinking beer! CuTRis is said to still be among them but he is no longer wearing Borg machinery.

CuTRis May have Assimilated Borg! UnAssociated Press April 12, 2013 Since LoCuTRis caused that power outage a little while ago, all sightings of the Borg have been reported as friendly! In fact, the Borg are suddenly all smiling!

LoCuTRis of Borg Causes Power Outage UnAssociated Press April 12, 2013 This photo shows where LoCuTRis of Borg has apparently torn the panel off of a large... thingy filled with wires--which he then threw snow in and caused a massive power outage that disrupted the work of many people including Dave .

CuTRis May Have Been Assimilated UnAssociated Press April 12, 2013  LoCuTRis This alarming photo obtained by the UnAssociated Press shows that CuTRis may have been assimilated by the Borg in a story right out of Star Trek !