I am CuTRis

I had thought that it snowed overnight. The plow went by. I was going to put on my winter gear and go get the snow blower out. However, I found out from Donald Trump that it is actually Fentanyl! It was verified by nearly all of the Republican Party! So now, I'm going to put on a hazmat suit and go get out the Fentanyl blower. Thanks a lot Canada!

When the power went off this morning between 1:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m., the smoke alarms also briefly went off after they were disconnected by the outage. I asked my wife and son if they heard it, both replied no. My son asked why only dad heard it. I replied that dads have thousands of years of experience jumping up in the middle of the night to grab a stick and fight off wild beasts.

The beginning of this year's vegetable garden.