I am CuTRis

I've been trying to tell my son that this is a picture of a guy holding a bucket of poop really far away from himself because it stinks so bad. I don't think he believes me... 🤣

March 7, 2024 - Today was about getting home. We made it through the gauntlet. 2+ hours of driving from Marathon to Miami International Airport. 6-lane freeways, traffic, huge airport, checked bag on opposite end as gate and of course, the security check. We bought overpriced pizza and then had a 45-minute wait for boarding.

I was trying to get out of downtown. My usual way out on Eagle Street was full of cars! Maybe there was a train I don't know. Anyway I went around the block. And then I was trying to figure out where I had to turn so that I could bypass. Then I saw my answer! It was like an epiphany! Follow the mobile toilet!

Yesterday I saw a woman drive her car through a RED stoplight and almost smash into a city bus that was waiting to turn. A few minutes later I watched three cars run another RED light. I know you are in a hurry, but is it worth dying for or killing someone else for??? The RED stoplight is not merely a suggestion. It is legally binding to stop.

Snow + Freeway Traffic Stopped + Wrong Turn + Lost Now + Stuck between River & Downtown + Back On Track + Go This Way Now + Finally In Familiar Territory = Got There!!! My 3-year-old son says, "Did we take the long way daddy?" I look at the odometer. "Yeah," I reply, "27 extra miles. We took the long way..."

CuTRis Apologizes For Traffic Jam Unassociated Press January 15, 2014 In his first annual State of the Blog Address, CuTRis apologized for a traffic jam in Bloomington near Dave 's house last weekend--that was allegedly in protest for Dave calling CuTRis a puss. This latest scandal was allegedly caused by Pete when he supposedly climbed to the top of the Mall of America and shouted obscenities at passing motorists. In his speech, CuTRis pointed out that CuTRis Staffer , Pete, has enough trouble climbing the stairs, and would not make it to the top of the Mall of America. He also pointed out that Dave calls him a puss at least three times per month, so this "whole thing is just ridiculous."