CuTRis Apologizes For Traffic Jam
Unassociated Press
January 15, 2014
In his first annual State of the Blog Address, CuTRis apologized for a traffic jam in Bloomington near Dave's house last weekend--that was allegedly in protest for Dave calling CuTRis a puss.
This latest scandal was allegedly caused by Pete when he supposedly climbed to the top of the Mall of America
and shouted obscenities at passing motorists. In his speech, CuTRis pointed out that CuTRis Staffer, Pete, has enough trouble climbing the stairs, and would not make it to the top of the Mall of America. He also pointed out that Dave calls him a puss
at least three times per month, so this "whole thing is just ridiculous."
1 comment:
I knew you organized that traffic jam. You just lost my vote for emperor of the universe next election!
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