Thursday, August 22, 2019

Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek


Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek
UnAssociated Press

August 22, 2019


The Department of Renaming Things has decided to rename Minnehaha Creek because the name is offensive to three people from Outer Slobovia. Further research indicates that Minnehaha Creek was discovered by the Schitt family over 12,000 years ago—before the Paleoindians migrated across the Bering Land Bridge. Therefore Minnehaha Creek will be renamed Schitt Creek, in honor of Jedidiah Schitt and all of the other Schitts; sometime next week. In addition, all of the surrounding streets that are currently named after Minnehaha (such as Minnehaha Pkwy), will be named "Schitt" as well. All of the signs below and all of the signs that are located up Schitt Creek will be changed.

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Kids vs Political Correctness

Is it a real concern, or is it just my conservative side... because I wonder when the neighbor who is a school psychologist decides he's going to change from being a man into a woman, is he still a good choice to be counseling our children? I just have to wonder if the person who is counseling the children can't figure out their own life, can they really be helpful to people who are starting out?

Time for a New Job?

What does that say about our society if a guy can't have a colonoscopy without the people where he works complaining that he isn't fixing their stuff fast enough?

Friday, August 09, 2019

Trump Please Stop Tweeting

Donald Trump please stop tweeting. There are still a handful of people in the world who don't know you're an A-hole. Don't spoil that.

Wednesday, August 07, 2019

Mexican Workers

Dear President Trump,

You should have seen how hard those Mexican men worked installing our new carpet. A few years ago, another crew of Mexican men worked really hard to install our new roof. Have you ever done that kind of work? It isn't easy and those guys sure aren't lazy. Border security is important, but let's give these guys some credit for being hardworking.

Sincerely,
CuTRis

Monday, August 05, 2019

America Grieves After Gun Violence

Americans gathered today to mourn the tragic loss of life after two mass shootings over the weekend.

Saturday, August 03, 2019

Distorted

Sometimes distorted facts are more destructive than outright lying. There is no Magic Bullet. There is no pill to solve all your ailments. Sometimes if you want clean, you have to get out the vacuum.