I am CuTRis

We got rear-ended while stopped at a red light tonight. The other car drove away. Lucky it wasn't worse. Some people really suck.

Be prepared for the worst, in case your car gets stuck! Always carry a small saw to cut the ice sickles that could be holding your car frozen to the ground!

The Vikings curse continues... http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17424174/teddy-bridgewater-suffers-serious-knee-injury-minnesota-vikings-practice

Roto-Rooter has arrived with the Turdo-Matic™ . We should see some improvement very soon!

Somebody should protest about adults killing babies! What the hell is wrong with America? We've got IDIOTS protesting about white cops killing black criminals who resist arrest; but does anybody have the guts to protest when an adult assaults and kills a one-year-old child? What kind of screwed-up society is this? Brooklyn Park Police Search for Man after Death of 1-Year-Old http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3645332.shtml?cat=1 America needs some independent thinkers. We've got plenty of people who will join the mob and pretend like they have admirable motives. If you want to do something "good," protest people who hurt and kill children, old people, animals and anyone who can't defend themselves! And by-the-way America, when you send the police out to arrest this child killer, make sure you don't send any white cops...

I went to the Burnsville Kmart recently. I literally had only minutes before I had to go to a meeting, but since the store is closing I wanted to see if I could get a deal on shoes; and boots for my son. I found both and all for 30% off. When I got home that night, I knew the boots would be big on him, but when I looked at the two child’s boots that were tied together with a cord and had a cardboard tag with the size, I noticed that one boot was bigger. In fact, one was a size larger! They had sold me two different size boots and gave me a receipt that said, "no exchanges and no refunds" (because the Burnsville store is closing). I was pretty upset so I contacted Kmart Corporate customer service online—and of course, they didn’t get back to me (very quickly). So the next day, I went to the Kmart in St. Paul (because it is closer for me); and waited in line at customer service. And waited... Between the “competent” staff and the questionable customers, it was not good. ...

I've been hearing a lot of unfair criticism about the Minnesota Vikings . People are always judging them based on their football playing ability! Sure, if you judge them on that, I agree that they suck. But why doesn't anyone ever judge them on something they are good at? Like for instance, getting arrest ed. They lead the NFL at that! No one ever says, "Wow! The Vikings sure are good at needlepoint ! Now I don't know if they are good at it, but that is the point! Nobody even talks about anything except football! It's football this and football that! OK fine! They can't play football. I don't recall that they ever could! They've gone through countless players and coaches and they still suck. So stop with the criticism everybody! It's not always about football you know! These guys get paid a lot of money to suck! That should mean something! I mean the taxpayers are even buying them a brand new stadium to suck at! And you all can sit there and ...

Hey Vikings ! Thanks a lot for paying some more for YOUR new (way over budget) stadium—because some of us TAXPAYERS are a little "short" right now from trying to make ends meet. I hope this won't cut into your millions of dollars in profit too much! Yay team! You guys are great... I mean except for sucking on the field and making us buy your stadium and stuff...

Minnesota Vikings Lose Again UnAssociated Press October 29, 2013 The Minnesota Vikings football team has lost again today; in a rare midweek loss. Though there was no game and no opponent, the Vikings still managed to lose in the 4 th quarter by a score of 753 to 6. Several players said they could have played better and coach Frazier said he puts the blame on himself--but all think they can still turn their pathetic season around. What a great time it is for Vikings owners , to expect the state of Minnesota and fans to pay for their new stadium so that they can make lots more money! Go Vikings ! Your 1-15 season is all but in the bag!

My 2008 Ford Fusion is back in for a $750 fix on the continually defective rear brakes . I stopped buying GM because of known defects that were not fixed and now I am getting the same with Ford . So maybe I need to stop buying American made cars? 7/10/2013 Update: A Ford representative just contacted me regarding my comments to corporate. She informed me that she can not do anything to help me with this issue.

Larry Fired from AIG UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013 Larry was fired today as CEO of AIG International Group . His salary was $200 Million per minute, and he apparently didn't know what to do with all of that money so he opened a savings account . When the (AIG) Board of Directors heard about this, they immediately fired Larry for showing financial responsibility .

Mishap Destroys Borg Cube UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013 Larry's Cube Apparently Larry had some "great" idea to use the Borg Cube to go back in time and deposit ten dollars and change into a bank millions of years ago so he would have the money to pay for the $87 Billion he gave CuTRis to buy it. Not only didn't his plan work, but he also crashed into Past Larry's Borg Cube that was parked in his spot! He totalled them both!  Past Larry's Cube  

CuTRis Accidentally Destroys Phone Plans UnAssociated Press April 2, 2013 In a devastating blow to the world of technology, CuTRis has accidentally destroyed the plans for his super-great Smartphone that can do anything! CuTRis said that he was eating an extra giant hamburger with everything on it, when he noticed that the ketchup , grease and "special sauce" began dripping down his face. Quickly, CuTRis reached for a napkin--and inadvertently grabbed the one that his complicated plans for the new Smartphone were scribbled on! Before he knew it, said CuTRis , he had completely covered the napkin with the hamburger slop and destroyed the plans! When asked if he could recreate the design, CuTRis said that he doubted it--as it had been created during a "moment of brilliance" he had while using the bathroom after eating all that pizza in the sinkhole . When asked what he would do now, after the disaster, CuTRis said that the hamburger had made him thirsty and h...

More issues with Allied/Maplewood Garbage Contract. I also found that Allied Waste in Minnesota is owned by Republic Services . My letter to Allied Waste and the Maplewood City Council (and a few media sources). Update 2/15/2013: Jim from Allied contacted me by phone Tuesday, after my letter was emailed. We agreed to talk later in the day. He called me back on schedule and told me that a search of the Inver Grove Heights office did not turn up my check. We agreed that he would clear the charges from my account anyway--because of the continued problems; and that I would pay the new (current) charges. This is a satisfactory resolution. It only took three days, three phonecalls and an email to get it to actually happen. --KJC Background: We moved to Maplewood in August and continued with our previous waste removal company until informed of the Maplewood trash contract. My wife contacted Allied to set us up and was referred to the City of Maplewood. My wife gave our information...

I was trying to get an ice/water filter for the Kenmore refrigerator in my new house. I found on my own, online, that the part I need is discontinued and I found the replacement part number. So twice when I called the local Sears store that had the part, I was transferred to someone in some other geographical location (like California, China or maybe Nairobi). These people told me that the part was where I wanted to pick it up, because like me they went online to find it. I however, wanted to talk to a person at the store who could verify and put one aside for me before I made the trip in. The second time I got transferred, I explained to the foreign sounding speaker that I needed to talk to someone at the local store in my own state. She insisted that she could help and asked what I needed. I responded that, ”I need you to go out into the store and find this filter and set it aside for me and I will come and pick it up.” She responded, “Sir, I already explained to you that I am n...