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CuTRis Accidentally Destroys Phone Plans

CuTRis Accidentally Destroys Phone Plans
UnAssociated Press
April 2, 2013


In a devastating blow to the world of technology, CuTRis has accidentally destroyed the plans for his super-great Smartphone that can do anything!

CuTRis said that he was eating an extra giant hamburger with everything on it, when he noticed that the ketchup, grease and "special sauce" began dripping down his face. Quickly, CuTRis reached for a napkin--and inadvertently grabbed the one that his complicated plans for the new Smartphone were scribbled on! Before he knew it, said CuTRis, he had completely covered the napkin with the hamburger slop and destroyed the plans!

When asked if he could recreate the design, CuTRis said that he doubted it--as it had been created during a "moment of brilliance" he had while using the bathroom after eating all that pizza in the sinkhole.

When asked what he would do now, after the disaster, CuTRis said that the hamburger had made him thirsty and he was going to go get something to drink.

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