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CuTRis Seen Riding Flying Dragon


CuTRis  Seen Riding Flying Dragon
UnAssociated Press
April 5, 2013


CuTRis Riding Dragon
CuTRis was seen riding a flying dragon this morning through the capitol city of St. Paul.

When asked about this, Cutris said, "I'm not sure why more people don't ride dragons. Sure once-in-a-while one will eat somebody; and sometimes they don't want to go to the same place that you do--but that is a small price to pay for flying over rush-hour traffic!"

Hmmm... says this reporter... Cutris may have something there...

Written by Bink Scoopmeyer -- AP

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