CuTRis Discovers Weapons-Grade Acorns UnAssociated Press September 12, 2013 Undocumented sources reported today that CuTRis has discovered a large supply of Weapons-grade acorns . At least one source said this is proof that we should "bomb the hell out of" numerous foreign countries. When asked where he found the acorns, CuTRis responded that they were "beneath a large tree."