As the price of eggs kept rising (and the price of gold went down), the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg found herself replaced by the hen that laid regular eggs...
CuTRis May Have Contracted Bird Flu UnAssociated Press April 14, 2015 This photo surfaced today, giving proof to the rumor that CuTRis may have contracted the Bird Flu . When reporters attempted to speak to him, CuTRis is said to have chirp ed loudly before flying away.