CuTRis Briefly Announced as Miss Universe Winner UnAssociated Press December 21, 2015 During an unfortunate blunder at the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, CuTRis was mistakenly announced as the winner . Although he was not present and was not even watching, the mistake has apparently affected CuTRis deeply. "I can't believe I almost won!" said CuTRis between sobs. After the real winner was announced, CuTRis consoled himself by drinking a beer and was "good as new" ten minutes later.
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