I am CuTRis

https://youtu.be/nP70zBMS0N4

https://cutris.blogspot.com/2006/04/cutris-meets-ryan-seacrest.html?m=1

Paris Jackson Paris Jackson Claims People Are Changing her Skin Tone in Pictures UnAssociated Press March 9, 2018 Paris Jackson is asking people to stop editing her skin tone in pictures.  So anyone who is doing this should stop.

The Golden Globes , is an awards show for celebrities to celebrate their accomplishments in a world of fantasy; where the participants' lives and the work that they do is a made-up version of the real lives and the real work that other people accomplish in a real-world setting.

September 19, 1928 – June 9, 2017 Good Bye Batman...

CuTRis Talks About His New Prince Book UnAssociated Press April 6, 2017 CuTRis' new tell-all book about not knowing Prince, is now the number one seller worldwide! In his book, "Here in Minnesota: My Life Not Knowing Prince," CuTRis candidly tells about living 35 miles away from Prince and never having met him. "I'm not sure that most people can relate to someone like me who doesn't know a lot of celebrities—including Prince—even though we only lived 35 miles away from each other," said CuTRis during a recent TMZ interview. If that is true, it only lends even more credibility to CuTRis' new book.

CuTRis Gives a Guy a Pepsi - Everyone is Mad UnAssociated Press April 6, 2017 CuTRis is in the news again; and this time it is for the biggest scandal yet! Video gone viral shows that he has given a guy a Pepsi! Apparently CuTRis for whatever reason, was walking down the street carrying two cans of Pepsi . He saw a guy who looked thirsty and he gave him one. Cell phone video of the horrific incident soon went viral and civil rights groups, politicians, protesters and whiners of all kinds are calling for CuTRis' resignation from humanity . When reporters asked CuTRis about his miserable deed, he allegedly began handing out Pepsi's from a case he bought at a local convenience store! CuTRis then disappeared before police arrived.

Because I thought about it... and just like you I realized that Tom Selleck would never need a reverse mortgage ! So why is he getting all serious and telling other people that they should sign over the equity of their house to a bank? Probably because he's a rich puke who wants to make more money. I used to like Tom Selleck, but after watching his Liberty Ridge Commercials I've lost all respect for him. https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=A0LEVjTIGtxYiOcAopInnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByMjB0aG5zBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=Tom+Selleck+Reverse+Mortgage&fr=yhs-mozilla-003&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-003#id=1&vid=effd1ca3fab287339f8068ab6796794d&a mp;action= view

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-music-kanyewest-idUSKBN13G1X6 Isn't that like sending a cow to the veterinarian for saying, "Mooo?"

CuTRis May Be Heir to Prince's Estate UnAssociated Press June 29, 2016 As want-to-be heirs to Prince 's $300 Million estate line up, unnamed sources say that CuTRis bears a striking resemblance to the deceased musical legend. Could CuTRis be related to the late Prince? Both live(d) in Minnesota; and both play(ed) guitar—which could be a key to the truth. CuTRis , himself, has issued no statements regarding his possible connection to the former music icon. We will need to wait and see. Still, we could not dismiss the uncanny resemblance between the two musicians as of late.

Kelly Ripa MIA: No One Cares UnAssociated Press April 21, 2016 This reporter couldn't believe anyone was watching "Live," so after Michael Strahan left that was just the last nail-in-the-coffin. Kelly Ripa is now also missing from the show ; so maybe it does have a chance of continuing after all.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2016/04/20/people-crowns-jennifer-aniston-most-beautiful/83270532/

CuTRis Too Good Looking for Good Roles UnAssociated Press April 14, 2016 CuTRis Too Beautiful? Actors such as Rob Lowe have complained about being too good looking to land good acting roles . More recently, actress Charlize Theron said she has lost good roles for being too pretty . As sad as it is for these people to actually come right out and say they are so beautiful that they are discriminated against, The UnAssociated Press feels compelled to mention that CuTRis , though he has not (openly) said so during interviews, is certainly the most likely of anyone to be passed by for the good roles if this is indeed the trend in Hollywood . The UAP recently asked CuTRis if he feels that this is a problem for him in the acting business. CuTRis responded by saying, "No, I don't think so. I'm no better looking than the next guy." So we would like to say, Sorry all you too beautiful people, but if CuTRis isn't claiming beauty bias, then why are you?...

When I heard that Kanye West was $53M in debt, I couldn't help but think that "it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!"

I was shocked by the news that Charlie Sheen has HIV . The way I look at it, if a man who admits to (and even brags about) abusing drugs and alcohol and having unprotected sex with prostitutes can get HIV , then anyone can probably get it!

The fact that anyone would care about the Kardashians or Bristol Palin being pregnant again or any of these other people who got "famous" by being related to someone else and then by acting like an idiot is a very negative footnote on our culture. There are few things that I could care about less than these people that the "news" seems to keep trying to tell me about.

http://myfox8.com/2015/07/08/tom-selleck-accused-of-stealing-water-for-california-ranch/