CuTRis Too Good Looking for Good Roles

CuTRis Too Good Looking for Good Roles
UnAssociated Press
April 14, 2016

CuTRis Too Beautiful?

Actors such as Rob Lowe have complained about being too good looking to land good acting roles. More recently, actress Charlize Theron said she has lost good roles for being too pretty. As sad as it is for these people to actually come right out and say they are so beautiful that they are discriminated against, The UnAssociated Press feels compelled to mention that CuTRis, though he has not (openly) said so during interviews, is certainly the most likely of anyone to be passed by for the good roles if this is indeed the trend in Hollywood. The UAP recently asked CuTRis if he feels that this is a problem for him in the acting business. CuTRis responded by saying, "No, I don't think so. I'm no better looking than the next guy."
So we would like to say, Sorry all you too beautiful people, but if CuTRis isn't claiming beauty bias, then why are you?"

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