I am CuTRis

With all of the negative things in the news lately, I wanted to share some good news! The person at McDonald's who sits on every hamburger before you get it, still has his/her job. And as you can see by my photo, is doing excellent work.

You didn't get any deer? Next time try my yard.©️ That's right, my yard!©️ Nestled in a neighborhood just 6 miles from downtown St. Paul, my yard©️ offers the finest in hunting opportunities for deer🦌, turkeys 🦃, rabbits 🐇, and squirrels 🐿! Also, if you know the owner of my yard,©️ you might be able to order breakfast without leaving your camp! -Disclaimer- shooting firearms in the city limits is extremely forbidden! Make sure you are prepared to take your quarry the old fashioned way, in hand to hoof combat. -Disclaimer 2- The photo of CuTRis fighting a bull 🐂 is for informational purposes only. Had he been fighting a deer,🦌 he would have been properly licensed by both the Minnesota DNR, and the American Boxing Association. 🥊

I had the opportunity to vote for my favorite piece in an art show. The 3D sculpture I chose, stood out from the rest.

McDonald's new eco-friendly packaging reminds me of something...

“Almost you had it that time! Again try it..." "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

Pete Hegseth's Labubu Meeting UnAssoiated Press September 30, 2025 Pete Hegseth called all of the military general's together today, for a meeting to show them his Labubu collection. America's military leaders were described as being polite, attentive, and completely uninterested.

Obviously, had Donald Trump 's teleprompter not stopped working, he wouldn't have insulted all of the world leaders at the United Nation... right? So, just what was on Trump's teleprompter when it stopped working? Since he can't read very well, it was just pictures. He is so impressive! Being a moron and still becoming president!

Is your economy good? Are you getting along with your neighbors? Are things things equitable for all people? Is the job market strong? Then you need the new superhero, "Stupor Dumm!" Stupor Dumm will have your economy in a shambles, unemployment on the rise, your neighbors will hate you and and only rich people--especially if they're white, will be able to get ahead!

Filling in for Jimmy Kimmel   Click on link below for video. https://youtu.be/bWQYDGF2b-E?si=6EKCIFCIInJmlkuU

Finally, with the price of GROCERIES going way up due to "Tariff Man," there is some relief! Radioactive ☢️ shrimp are now very affordable!

We should probably all stop talking about the Epstein files and wondering what's in the Epstein files. We should be quiet about whether Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Just let the Epstein files go away and don't mention the Epstein files anymore. Stop wondering why so many FBI personnel were reassigned to check what's in the Epstein files, so that it can be redacted if it's ever released. Remember, the thing about the Epstein files is, that according to Pam Bondi, the Epstein files were both on her desk and also non-existent. So all of this talk about the Epstein files, is something that just won't go away even though Donald Trump would like it too. So please, don't mention the Epstein files so much because the more we talk about the Epstein files, the more the Epstein files issue will not go away.

Also photographed with Epstein, Kotter, Horshack, Washington, Barbarino, Woodman...

Per the Trump Administration, the public must now park in hell. Only billionaires are allowed on the surface. Anyone can park near the main entrance for 12 minutes, for the low price $1200 USD.

The "dad signal" went up and my wife was shouting about something, and when I asked her what was going on, she had her bug fighting stick, which she says is just to push the plants aside, but I know a bug fighting stick when I see one! She said there was a small rabbit in her garden laying dead on its side by her spinach. I'm the only one who grows spinach, so I told her I didn't want to deal with the dead rabbit. Then I got that look . Because of course I'm supposed to be the one to go deal with it. But then she cracked me up by telling me we should send in a probe! Suddenly I was in a Star Trek episode. I told her to grab a bag and I went and got a stick. I found the rabbit laying next to her carrots, aka, spinach. So I fished it out with the stick and then put it in the bag to put in the garbage. Yay dad!

"16 oz. or 5 gallon?" "Well... I am pretty thirsty..."

When I was at the dentist today, they told me everything was good but they recommended a fluoride treatment to keep it that way. They said the fluoride would soak into my teeth and make them hard. I don't believe I ever had a fluoride treatment before, and insurance wouldn't pay for it but I decided to do it anyway because it wasn't that much. My teeth felt weird for a while after they painted the fluoride varnish on them. Later, when the dogs that live behind us started barking at me, I showed my teeth! They all ran away, because they must have recognized how hard my teeth are now.

Donald Trump Plans to Visit Hell UnAssociated Press May 27, 2025 President Trump is planning to fly his new (old) "Palace in the sky" down to hell for a visit with the dark lord himself. "I've known him for years," said Trump on so-so media, "we agree on most things and his home is a very warm place." Of course Trump had a lot more to say, and much of it was incoherent. But apparently, Mr. Trump would like to warehouse legal immigrants in hell, and also potentially U.S. citizens who disagree with him.