CuTRis Opens Strait of Hormuz

CuTRis Opens Strait of Hormuz
UnAssociated Press
June 28, 2026

Today, CuTRis opened up the Strait of Hormuz. When asked how he did it, CuTRis said he used a can opener. He also said he used a garden trowel, to make the strait... more straight. The USA and Iran were unable to verify, or deny the claim. However, gas went down by 25 cents per gallon, so something probably happened... or didn't.

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