I am CuTRis

First Helicopter Flight on Mars Walter Mondale died at age 93

CuTRis Back Home From Mars UnAssociated Press September 11, 2013 His aim was good as CuTRis has apparently used a giant slingshot to shoot himself back from the planet Mars . At a top secret televised debriefing, CuTRis recounted his journey home. The secret transcript is published below.  Dramatization "When I first landed on Mars there wasn’t much to do except hold my breath and hangout. Later, I found some water which was good 'cuz I was pretty thirsty. I met some Martians and let them try the water. They liked it and realized that they were really thirsty too! Well, they started drinking all my water so I decided to charge them for it. The first thing I bought (from them) was a tank of oxygen. I hadn't breathed any air for quite a while--since the atmosphere on Mars has hardly any oxygen. Well pretty soon the Martians were charging me a lot for the oxygen when they realized I needed it to live. Well that made me mad and I raised the price of water! Pre...

CuTRis May Have Found Transportation Home UnAssociated Press September 10, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that due to a dispute with the Martian s over recent transactions on the planet Mars , CuTRis has secured a means of transportation to get back to Earth . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Be Fighting with Martians UnAssociated Press September 9, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may now be in a dispute with the Martian s over recent transactions on the planet Mars . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Be Buying Oxygen From Martians UnAssociated Press September 9, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may have been unable to hold his breath any longer --and may now be buying oxygen from the Martian s on Mars . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Be Selling Water on Mars UnAssociated Press September 6, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may have made contact with Martian life on Mars and is probably selling water to them.   Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Have Found Martians UnAssociated Press September 6, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may have made contact with Martian life on Mars . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Be Driving Rover on Mars UnAssociated Press September 6, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may have found and now be driving the Mars rover on Mars . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.  

CuTRis May Have Found Water on Mars UnAssociated Press September 5, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may have found water on Mars .   Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.

CuTRis May Be On the Red Planet UnAssociated Press September 5, 2013 This photo of CuTRis appeared today; leading to speculation that he may currently be on the Red Planet . Click on picture to enlarge and "back" to go back.