I am CuTRis

Why didn't the boss want to sweep the floor? Because it was beneath him.

I'm looking through the job ads and I saw one for, "building janitor." I thought it might be fun to build a janitor! But then I realized that's not what it meant...

I've been trying to tell my son that this is a picture of a guy holding a bucket of poop really far away from himself because it stinks so bad. I don't think he believes me... 🤣

The mayor of Minneapolis made a joke the other day about those of us working from home turning into "losers." For the life of me, I am not seeing anything except "win" about my situation of working from home! I don't have to pay parking to work downtown, I don't have to pay extra money for gasoline, which is not only good for my bank account, but it's good for the environment too. I also have more time for my family, more personal time, and that lack of sitting in traffic means my stress level is not as high. If all of these things make me a loser, then so be it! I'm very happy.

Kids know a good joke. So, when the word, "balls," became humorous during dinnertime conversation, I took the opportunity to introduce my 10-year-old to, "Big Balls," as covered by AC/DC. It's nice when streaming the audio of a song made famous by a Rock band 46 years ago, can be used as a (valuable) learning opportunity today... https://youtu.be/xPlqLHcphyw

Trotsky! If you are not careful, the masses will rise up against you like the naked penguin that you are!

Pardon! Le spectacle CuTRis au Théâtre de la Grande Comédie, le vendredi 2 décembre 2016, a été annulé. CuTRis sera à Saint-Paul ce jour-là.

Venez tout le monde! Voir CuTRis au Théâtre de la Grande Comédie vendredi 2 décembre 2016! Les billets sont à 45 EUR de prévente ou 55 EUR à la porte jusqu'à ce qu'ils soient épuisés!