I am CuTRis

Today we went to the Bell Museum .

CuTRis’ Condition Improved UnAssociated Press July 22, 2021 After his miraculous space flight, CuTRis was rushed to the hospital for an emergency ponchoectomy! During reentry, the rain poncho he was wearing partially melted and stuck to the daring astronaut’s asbestos underwear. After the procedure, CuTRis was debriefed, before showering and dressing for breakfast. When asked about the event, CuTRis merely replied, ”It had to be done, so people don’t forget to try hard, dream big, and reach for the sky!” We at the UnAssociated Press couldn’t agree more. If nothing else, exploration always leads to new technology and advancement. At the very least, private sector space flight is a great distraction from the depressing news that we are exposed to every single day. Aim high!

CuTRis' Early Morning Launch Goes Perfectly UnAssociated Press July 22, 2021 The slingshot worked perfectly! The trajectory was spot on! All systems in this high tech space flight were flawless... except for the video footage. That really sucked! CuTRis may have pulled off a perfect 23 minute space flight with only a bicycle helmet, rain poncho, snack bar, water bottle and can of air, but the video proof was flawed by no sound. Also the cameraman had his finger over the lens during liftoff. Nevertheless, CuTRis is the only private hundredaire who has accomplished a trip into space and survived by making a spectacular landing on a throw pillow!

... er... slingshot

CuTRis Plans to Launch Into Space UnAssociated Press July 20, 2021 Hundredaire  CuTRis , has now thrown his hat into the space race, started by Richard Branson and  Jeff Bezos . According to some guy named, Dave,  CuTRis has a very large  slingshot , that he plans to use to send himself into space!  CuTRis is allegedly planning to wear a rain poncho and bicycle helmet. He will also bring a water bottle and a snack bar for his 23-minute trip above the Earth .

First Helicopter Flight on Mars Walter Mondale died at age 93

With with so much crap on the Internet I decided to resurrect this Star Trek episode I wrote 10 years ago. https://cutris.blogspot.com/2010/12/star-trek-next-generation-2.html?m=1

CuTRis Buys the Moon UnAssociated Press September 24, 2020 After hearing that the USA is planning to send a woman to the moon by 2024, CuTRis announced that he has purchased the moon, and will not allow trespassers.

U.S. Looks to Space for Intelligence UnAssociated Press August 16, 2020 The US Space Force is on a mission to find intelligent life in outer space! Presumably because it is so hard to find on Earth. In other news, a transporter malfunction aboard the Starship Enterprise, caused Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump to become blended into a single, perfect political candidate! Unfortunately the two sides were unable to agree when to breathe, and nearly suffocated before Chief Engineer, Montgomery Scott was able to reverse the process and recreate two, separate, illogical and ineffectual leaders.

My newest novel is a Science Fiction. It is titled, Noah's Ark: 39 Million Light-Years from Earth   https://www.amazon.com/Noahs-Ark-Million-Light-Years-Earth/dp/1696073782 It is available in paperback or eBook; and just in time for Christmas! https://www.amazon.com/Kevin-J.-Curtis/e/B004SBGR7W/

https://youtu.be/RMINSD7MmT4 50 years ago! https://youtu.be/dLxpNiF0YKs

My son is in Kindergarten and so he decided on his own, to make a model of our solar system with paper and color pencils. At his age I was probably watching ants...

Years ago when I worked at the public library, I checked out every book and audio book available that was written by Stephen Hawking . I especially liked the audio books that were narrated by this man's computerized voice synthesizer. It was much better, in my opinion, than when one of his graduate student's read it. While I did not understand everything that Hawking was talking about, I did understand a lot of it. I even wondered why High School Physic s had been so boring when Hawking made Physics so fascinating for me! Most impressive was his ability to create a theory and then immediately setout to discount it—and by doing so either validate it or prove it wrong. Also impressive was his ability to allow God to occupy the same Universe while other scientists may have difficulty accepting that coexistence. His contributions to physics, science, philosophy and theory are truly monumental—as was how he coped with his disease and the longevity and quality of his life in sp...

Flying Saucer Lands on CuTRis ; Again! Unassociated Press July 25, 2017 For the 15th time in the last 43 minutes, CuTRis has had a flying saucer land on him. So far, he has not yet been abducted by aliens. Witnesses say that CuTRis has shooed the aliens away with a stick.

NASA releases recording of 'outer-space type music' from far side of the moon.

Suppose Captain Picard from Star Trek was unable to locate "Number 1" . Would he have to resort to "Number 2?" http://youtu.be/L66xfdG5BP0

CuTRis Back Home From Mars UnAssociated Press September 11, 2013 His aim was good as CuTRis has apparently used a giant slingshot to shoot himself back from the planet Mars . At a top secret televised debriefing, CuTRis recounted his journey home. The secret transcript is published below.  Dramatization "When I first landed on Mars there wasn’t much to do except hold my breath and hangout. Later, I found some water which was good 'cuz I was pretty thirsty. I met some Martians and let them try the water. They liked it and realized that they were really thirsty too! Well, they started drinking all my water so I decided to charge them for it. The first thing I bought (from them) was a tank of oxygen. I hadn't breathed any air for quite a while--since the atmosphere on Mars has hardly any oxygen. Well pretty soon the Martians were charging me a lot for the oxygen when they realized I needed it to live. Well that made me mad and I raised the price of water! Pre...