CuTRis Plans to Launch Into Space

CuTRis Plans to Launch Into Space
UnAssociated Press
July 20, 2021

Hundredaire CuTRis, has now thrown his hat into the space race, started by Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos. According to some guy named, Dave, CuTRis has a very large slingshot, that he plans to use to send himself into space! CuTRis is allegedly planning to wear a rain poncho and bicycle helmet. He will also bring a water bottle and a snack bar for his 23-minute trip above the Earth.

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