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You didn't get any deer? Next time try my yard.©️ That's right, my yard!©️ Nestled in a neighborhood just 6 miles from downtown St. Paul, my yard©️ offers the finest in hunting opportunities for deer🦌, turkeys 🦃, rabbits 🐇, and squirrels 🐿! Also, if you know the owner of my yard,©️ you might be able to order breakfast without leaving your camp! -Disclaimer- shooting firearms in the city limits is extremely forbidden! Make sure you are prepared to take your quarry the old fashioned way, in hand to hoof combat. -Disclaimer 2- The photo of CuTRis fighting a bull 🐂 is for informational purposes only. Had he been fighting a deer,🦌 he would have been properly licensed by both the Minnesota DNR, and the American Boxing Association. 🥊

I've got dinner on hold while everybody else gets showers. So, I decided to watch some cartoons. It cracks me up that there are all of these geriatric commercials during classic cartoons. When I was a kid, watching the same cartoons, it was about sugar frosted cereal.

7000 quality checks? Really? Because that seems like an impossible number.    https://ispot.tv/a/IXdS In rough numbers, this is about 116 quality checks per minute, or 2 every second.

It's pretty cool that my 10 year old son likes to watch the same cartoons that I did. But, there is a definite difference in the commercials. I seem to remember a lot of cereal commercials with prizes inside when I was growing up. Now, the commercials are about prescription drugs to prolong your life with less pain. Also popular are insurance commercials. I guess that probably means there are more people my age watching Looney Tunes these days, than there are my son's age...

Whenever a fight breaks out it's good to have a plan. That's why I turn on "Rumble Reduce!" If you want to keep the peace, you need Rumble Reduce!

I've got a really low voice. I like to drive cars fast. I make people wait for me because I don't like to get to work on time. I don't care if the rock thinks I'm a candy-ass. I have a lot of hit movies about driving cars fast.

CuTRis Gives a Guy a Pepsi - Everyone is Mad UnAssociated Press April 6, 2017 CuTRis is in the news again; and this time it is for the biggest scandal yet! Video gone viral shows that he has given a guy a Pepsi! Apparently CuTRis for whatever reason, was walking down the street carrying two cans of Pepsi . He saw a guy who looked thirsty and he gave him one. Cell phone video of the horrific incident soon went viral and civil rights groups, politicians, protesters and whiners of all kinds are calling for CuTRis' resignation from humanity . When reporters asked CuTRis about his miserable deed, he allegedly began handing out Pepsi's from a case he bought at a local convenience store! CuTRis then disappeared before police arrived.

Venez tout le monde! Voir CuTRis au Théâtre de la Grande Comédie vendredi 2 décembre 2016! Les billets sont à 45 EUR de prévente ou 55 EUR à la porte jusqu'à ce qu'ils soient épuisés!

Wireless Taco by CuTRis Industries Are you sick and tired of having to plug your taco in? Then you should try the new Wireless Taco from your friends at CuTRis Industries! You won’t be disappointed! Go anywhere—eating your taco without the need for cords and wires trailing after you! Get yours today! Wireless tacos must be used in compliance with the FCC . Void where prohibited.

http://kstp.com/news/sign-lonsdale-controversy-muslims-get-out-phrase/4268188/?cat=1 To everyone who is offended by the redneck who posted the " Muslim s Get Out" sign outside of his restaurant, you all have provided him with national free advertising by paying so much attention to it. If you don't like it, you should eat somewhere else. I saw the guy on TV and he loves the attention and free advertising.

DISCLAIMER: Don't take Eliquis if you are allergic to drugs with really silly names. Doing so could make you laugh hysterically so that you fall down and become injured. Some people who use Eliquis may like that sort of thing. Ask your doctor or the guy selling crack on the street corner if Eliquis is right for you!

The Toyota Primus . Voted best bass car for 2016 by both Car and Driver and Rolling Stone magazines!

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Did you wake up really thirsty? Well maybe it's from all that beer you drank last night! Maybe a morning beer would perk you up. No worries! CuTRis Hill Farms has got you covered! With our full line of amazing beer choices you'll be on your feet in no time! CuTRis Hill Farms , the company that puts the "Good" back in Good Morning!

Svedka vodka has an advertisement that is strange. "They" are boasting about being voted the #1 vodka of the year 2033. Currently, barring time travel, we are in the year 2015. I know this ad is different and that may be the point—but it is based on a false premise . Therefore, why should I believe anything related to this ad; such as that this product is a good one?

Are you tired of "Home Style?" Then you will love our new "Institutional Style" flavor!

What am I dumb? Am I supposed to believe that I actually get a "free" tire? Don't you suppose that maybe the cost of the fourth tire is " built-in " to the price of the other three? Yet I see this advertising ploy all the time! Who only buys three tires? "Yeah, I don't drive on the left rear tire very much so I just need the other three..." This reminds me of the coupon that Rainbow Foods had last week for 50 cents off a dozen eggs! Cub Foods (both are owned by SuperValu ) had eggs for $1.99/dozen and Rainbow upped the price to $2.49 with a -50 cent coupon for a final cost of $1.99! Wow! I "saved" 50 cents!!! NOT!

You have coconut chips? Dang!