I am CuTRis

When I get the clothes hamper from our closet, it sometimes starts an avalanche of my wife's clothes. I inadvertently grabbed this cashmere sweater and washed it. I checked the tag after, to see if it could go in the dryer. I dried it flat instead. I was so glad I didn't do the laundry at night, because it said "day cleaning only!"

Is anyone from MAGA paying attention? When they were so upset about Charlie Kirk and any critical dialogue after his assassination... that Donald Trump has placed the blame for Rob Reiner and his wife's death, on Rob Reiner and his political (anti-Trump) beliefs? Why is Trump still President? He is clearly unfit, and should be canceled.

It's colder than a polar bear's ass on the shady side of an iceberg. -24 degrees Celsius

We should probably all stop talking about the Epstein files and wondering what's in the Epstein files. We should be quiet about whether Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Just let the Epstein files go away and don't mention the Epstein files anymore. Stop wondering why so many FBI personnel were reassigned to check what's in the Epstein files, so that it can be redacted if it's ever released. Remember, the thing about the Epstein files is, that according to Pam Bondi, the Epstein files were both on her desk and also non-existent. So all of this talk about the Epstein files, is something that just won't go away even though Donald Trump would like it too. So please, don't mention the Epstein files so much because the more we talk about the Epstein files, the more the Epstein files issue will not go away.

Did you see Linda McMahon, US Secretary of Education, repeatedly referring to AI as A1? The steaks are too high for these Trump selected idiots...

Why didn't the boss want to sweep the floor? Because it was beneath him.

If you are building a building, but it isn't built yet, it's not really a building. So if you are tearing down a building, is it a building? Or is it a tear down?

It's so hot in the car waiting to pick my son up from school, that I'm becoming Kevin Bakin'.

I'm looking through the job ads and I saw one for, "building janitor." I thought it might be fun to build a janitor! But then I realized that's not what it meant...

Whenever I hear this commercial with the Chemical Brothers song, I want to change it, to "the time has come to push your butt in."😁 https://youtu.be/Joa71AjfJqw?si=Ev-JGv00Umn29S8a

My son was editing his juice box at Noodles & Company. The box was sweating from condensation, so the "non" that he was trying to put in front of the word "organic," didn't turn out very well. The interesting thing about this is, I know exactly where he gets this stuff from...

I was unfamiliar with this unit of measure used at Union Depot .

I just noticed that I have bags under my eyes!