I am CuTRis

One doesn't belong in this set. Can you tell which one is different? 😀

Just add water...

CuTRis Becomes Combobulated Unassociated Press January 19, 2018 Sources in the Twin Cities say that CuTRis became combobulated early yesterday and had everything figured out! Unfortunately, CuTRis then went back home and never told anyone the answers.

Late yesterday my brain was apparently running on autopilot —when I boarded the elevator bound for the 4th Floor. Except my brain was so used to going down to the basement, that is the button I pushed. Nothing happened so I pushed it a couple of more times before my brain re-engaged and I (finally) realized that the elevator knew it was on Floor B, but I did not... Although slightly embarrassing —since there were "witness es" to the incident, I soon found it quite amusing because it was, after all, so silly! That was when I shared it with everyone I talked to the rest of the evening.

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The idea for Flo zilla came because of Filezilla ... Oh no, they say she's got to go go go Flozilla!

Just before CuTRis discovered the bug. CuTRis Finds Large Bug on His Back UnAssociated Press August 6, 2015 Reports surfaced today along with a photo; that suggests CuTRis found a large bug on his back! The insect was more than half a meter long and weighed roughly six kilograms. CuTRis said he first noticed the hitchhiker while changing his shirt. "I had gotten some spaghetti sauce on my shirt," said CuTRis , "So I went to change it. That's when I first noticed the huge insect on my back! CuTRis said he was unharmed by the big bug, but that it was "unnerving" to find such a large specimen riding on his back! "It must have fallen from a tree or climbed onto my leg while I was in the garden," CuTRis added. When asked what he did with the bug, CuTRis said he let it go in hs backyard—and that his wife thought he should have killed it because it will probably come right back into the house now.

Nobody Ate Anybody! UnAssociated Press June 26, 2015 "Nobody ate anybody!" CuTRis snarled at reporters. "You guys just make stuff up!" Clearly agitated, CuTRis growled menacingly before charging at reporters and chasing them away from his territory. Satisfied, CuTRis returned to his den for some peace and quiet. Archived Photo

Bear CuTRis May Have Eaten was Wolf UnAssociated Press June 26, 2015 Another new photo today has skeptics doubting that CuTRis really ate a bear . In fact, it now appears that CuTRis may have actually eaten a wolf ! People who know CuTRis have said that he doesn't eat much red meat; and prefers chicken or fish. CuTRis Shown in Dogfight with Wolf

New Evidence Shows CuTRis Ate Bear! UnAssociated Press June 26, 2015 A new photo this morning has skeptics doubting that CuTRis was really ever eaten by a bear . In fact, it now appears that CuTRis may have actually eaten the bear! People who know CuTRis , have said that he can eat a lot and they would not be particularly surprised to find out that he may have consumed an entire bear in one sitting.

CuTRis May Have Been Eaten by Bear UnAssociated Press June 25, 2015 Rumors of CuTRis being eaten by a bear were strengthened today, with the release of this new photo. CuTRis was unavailable for comment and may be inside of the bear's stomach or he could even be bear poop by now.

CuTRis May Have Contracted Bird Flu UnAssociated Press April 14, 2015 This photo surfaced today, giving proof to the rumor that CuTRis may have contracted the Bird Flu . When reporters attempted to speak to him, CuTRis is said to have chirp ed loudly before flying away.

His nose looks brown to me... Apparently the Scarecrow was not only brainless , he was also a brown-nose !

In case you don't remember "No Dumping: Part 1" CLICK HERE .   Unfortunately for CuTRis , someone quickly and secretly installed a metal sign on a metal pole, cemented in the ground behind him while he was... uhh... "busy."

CuTRis Builds 5-Season Porch UnAssociated Press June 24, 2014 Unconfirmed sources said that CuTRis has built a 5-Season porch. Most porches are only 3-Season and there are only supposed to be 4 seasons. CuTRis disputed the seasonal concepts; and said that there are 9 seasons on the planet, Vindis 8. Furthermore CuTRis went on, "there is Road Construction Season here in the North Country and that makes for 5 seasons!" No images of the new porch were available at the time of this story.

CuTRis is now the Most Celebrated Human in the room.

Oh I see now! It's a "Data Warehouse!" Well that's different from a "Data Whorehouse!"