CuTRis Builds 5-Season Porch

CuTRis Builds 5-Season Porch
UnAssociated Press
June 24, 2014

Unconfirmed sources said that CuTRis has built a 5-Season porch. Most porches are only 3-Season and there are only supposed to be 4 seasons. CuTRis disputed the seasonal concepts; and said that there are 9 seasons on the planet, Vindis 8. Furthermore CuTRis went on, "there is Road Construction Season here in the North Country and that makes for 5 seasons!"

No images of the new porch were available at the time of this story.

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