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Target's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale. A tale of a Target trip. That started when my wife told me of a few things she must get. Her mate was a logical business man. She got distracted that's for sure She walked inside that Target store for a 3-hour tour. A 3-hour tour. The choices started getting tough. The plastic card got tossed If not for the courage of the store cashier the sales would be lost, the sales would be lost. Her car came home with a lot of stuff. Some of it was good, with flowers and clothes and assorted things, are here from Target's aisles!

Target of Proof

Targeted Irony

Apparently Target is hiring! It seems ironic that just a week ago Target announced mass layoffs !

Do you want to open a Target Credit Card?

I was at Target and the cashier asked if I wanted to open a Target charge card. I said, "no I don't-- haven't you heard? " She started laughing and said "they" told her she has to ask everyone... No hard feelings Target , but if I bought an ice cream cone and it blew up all over my shirt, if the ice cream guy asked me if I wanted to buy another one I would say 'no' to him too.

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves UnAssociated Press December 19, 2013 After learning that his credit card data, along with 40 million others may have been stolen while shopping at Target, CuTRis vowed to pound the thieves for such a dastardly crime! CuTRis went on to clarify, that he would deliver the beatings personally unless the thieves were big... or if they carried guns or weapons or if they were "like really tough or something."