CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves
UnAssociated Press
December 19, 2013

After learning that his credit card data, along with 40 million others may have been stolen while shopping at Target, CuTRis vowed to pound the thieves for such a dastardly crime! CuTRis went on to clarify, that he would deliver the beatings personally unless the thieves were big... or if they carried guns or weapons or if they were "like really tough or something."

Comments

LDM said…

You can give them an extra pounding for me as well.

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