I am CuTRis

CuTRis wins Olympic Gold in the Coin Toss! UnAssociated Press August 4, 2024 CuTRis stunned the world today with his complete mastery of the Olympic Coin Toss! CuTRis celebrated by drinking a beer and saying, "Nana Nana poo poo!" to the other contestants.

Just kidding!

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is warning airlines of the threat of explosives in toothpaste tubes—especially on flights to the Olympics in Sochi . This is ridiculous! I don't mean the warning. I mean that a tube of American toothpaste in a country like Russia could likely fetch a price on the Black Market , that could probably sell for enough to buy ten explosives on the same Black Market! Why would any terrorist waste his time trying to smuggle explosives on an airplane ? It really makes no sense at all. I certainly hope that modern terrorists are smart enough to figure that out!

CuTRis will now attempt the 30 meter right click .

What kind of idiot(s) would remove wrestling from the Olympics ??? It is one of the oldest sports and should be revered in such a forum.

While many of us have been glued to the television, watching the Olympic Games, many lesser known events are never televised. One of these is the Gorock Stick Challenge. This event receives little attention, and is actually seldom used in modern society. Cutris happens to be a Gorock Stick Master, and has beaten the Chinese challenger, Iwin Now , to capture the Gold for the U.S. in yesterday’s obscure events series .