I am CuTRis

George Santos Shoots Down Chinese Spy Balloon UnAssociated Press February 4, 2023 Earlier today, it was reported that George Santos shot down the Chinese spy balloon , using a missile he keeps in his pants for use on these occasions.

Russia has New Pants Missile UnAssociated Press March 31,2018 Vladimir Putin has announced that Russia has a new super stealth pants missile. This Insidious new weapon, can sneak up behind anyone in the world, and drop their pants! Furthermore, Putin says there is no defense against this weapon.

Likely New North Korean Leader Unassociated Press September 15, 2017 Since North Korea , under the leadership of Kim Jong-un , keeps on firing missiles in a dangerous disregard for life and diplomacy, it is possible that he, or North Korea could be destroyed if the threat continues. This brings up the question that if Kim Jong-un was killed, who would succeed him as supreme leader of North Korea? Since the previous ruler was Kim Jong-il and before that Kim Il-sung , the likely successor is widely thought to be Same-dang Kim .

Why does North Korea (i.e. Kim Jong-Un) want war? I think the answer to this encompasses more than simply North Korea. It could also explain what has been termed, "Radical Islam" as well. Essentially, there have been no updates—in... forever. The program runs, but it is weak and it desperately wants to show that it is strong. By firing missiles and rhetoric toward its longtime "enemy," the USA, it (i.e. Kim Jong-Un ) thinks that he is showing strength. What he is really showing, however, is stupidity and a ridiculous disregard for life. You could compare it to a "karate guy" who is threatening an entire platoon of highly trained army rangers. The rangers watch as the karate guy jumps around and when he finally threatens too close, they shoot and he is dead. So why do China and Russia support North Korea? Because they are all Communist countries—which means they are like family. North Korea is the oddball, mentally challenged brother, and they can only t...

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CuTRis Has Escaped to South Korea! UnAssociated Press April 10, 2013 CuTRis has escaped from North Korea and is currently in South Korea , where he has given this account of his escape,      "After that stupid dragon dropped me in North Korea, I had to try to find food and get back out of the country. I found Kim Jong-un's house where there was lots of food. Kim Jong-un was always looking at things , so I had to be careful not to get caught. Some military guy in a stupid over-sized hat and Soviet WWII uniform saw me and launched a missile at me. I'm pretty fast, so I ended up outrunning it! Eventually they shot a faster missile at me and I grabbed it by the nose cone and rode it across the border into South Korea! The missile was apparently a dud --just like the North Korean leader! So that's how I got back! It was pretty easy; now that I think about it.

CuTRis Outruns North Korean Missile UnAssociated Press April 9, 2013 A radio message was intercepted from North Korea this morning that was attributed to CuTRis . He is believed to be in the communist country after his former dragon dropped him there. The message is as follows,      "I managed to find food at Kim Jong-un 's house. There was a lot of food there! People are poor and starving--but not at their dear leader's house! I was discovered by a guy in a large stupid hat and WWII era uniform. He launched a missile at me but I outran it! I thought that if somehow I could make it chase me, it would no doubt fail. Instead I found that North Korean missiles aren't very fast!" END OF TRANSMISSION