I am CuTRis

My son was bored, so he started bothering me. So finally, I found a voice synthesizer on my phone and wrote a poem about how his butt stinks and my phone was using a female British voice to recite the poem! He got pretty mad until he found out how to do it and how much fun it was to make fun of dad's butt farting and such. These father/son activities are priceless!

Suppose Captain Picard from Star Trek was unable to locate "Number 1" . Would he have to resort to "Number 2?" http://youtu.be/L66xfdG5BP0

If you like Beavis & Butthead , you'll love "Butthead Sings the Christmas Classics!" If Butthead ever finishes the album, you can buy yours today! Err... I mean you can buy it whenever it is ready... if he ever gets it done and stuff... BUTTHEAD SAYS, "I'll probly hafta' kick Beavith in the gnadth and lock him out of the thtudio if I ever want to finish recording the Chrismath Clathics!" Click for Sample!

CuTRis does the voice impression of the crabby English king in the cartoon, "Shishkabugs."

Click HERE to see! CuTRis does all of the Welcome Back Kotter Voices

It's always fun to listen to an Australian hunter from the Outback . In the USA, we probably have seen one of these guys on TV saying something like in the video below. If you want to talk like this, it is best to find a good hat to set the mood. It can get pretty hot and dusty in the Outback.

Remember the flashy thing in the movie(s) Men in Black ? Here is my impression of Agent J asking Agent K if he used the neuralyzer on him.  

  Did you ever notice the voices for those "tough truck" commercials? I guess if you drive a "tough truck" you have to have a low voice with a built-in sneer ...

I miss Andy Rooney and his rants and observations. I thought of him when I was thinking about how no one in Latin America actually speaks Latin . They speak Spanish . Of course, modern people are very concerned about how easily offended everyone is. To call someone "Spanish" would be an insult to anyone whose ancestors were conquered by the Spanish; hundreds of years ago. Being a "dead" language that no one uses except scientists--to categorize and name everything, I suppose it was "safe" to call the people in Spanish speaking places (not in Spain) Latino . Confused? Yeah well it's totally worth it if we can avoid having history offend someone.

For your enjoyment, and in case you missed them, Cutris (in a dual role) will now reenact all of the Lethal Weapon movies in eight seconds. The scene is punctuated by the crazy rantings and reckless behavior of Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson). Also important is the shouting of Rigg's name by Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover). Now sit back and enjoy the show!

If you want to talk like Captain Picard from the Star Trek: The Next Generation series, you should first shave your head (like I did). This will make you look more like (actor) Patrick Stewart . Some kind of space-like background or weird lighting is also appropriate for the setting. A moving spaceship (or approximation of) might work to enhance the appearance. Then use a commanding, yet congenial tone. Also use an English accent (though Picard was supposedly from France), and there you have it! Watch as I demonstrate...