I am CuTRis

CuTRis Invented Phone that Does Everything UnAssociated Press April 2, 2013 CuTRis emerged from the sinkhole in his backyard this morning looking rested and well-fed. He said that the jam session with EFS went very well and that he had also designed a new kind of Smartphone that can do everything . "Some phones can do a lot of stuff," said CuTRis ; "but this one can do everything ." Phone expert Hiroshi "Alex" G. Bell, of the SuperPhone Institute saw the design when he tried to steal it; and he said it was absolutely brilliant and "should leave all other phones behind as if they were dinosaurs !" Fortunately CuTRis was able to escape with the napkin that he had scribbled the intricate plans on--before his invention could be stolen.

Pizza Delivered to Sinkhole UnAssociated Press April 1, 2013 News this morning of pizza being delivered to the sinkhole in CuTRis' backyard has got people talking. Apparently the three "Everything" pizzas have been attributed to CuTRis himself--while the order for "extra mushrooms" speaks loudly that Dave, (AKA. The Butt) is probably down there too. Because drums can be heard, it is widely thought that Pete is also in the sinkhole, along with Tony--which would explain the funky bass sound emanating from CuTRis' hole... in his backyard. It is now thought that the entire Electric Frog Syrup Band (EFS) has setup a studio within the depths of the sinkhole.

Loud Music Coming from Sinkhole! UnAssociated Press April 1, 2013 There were reports this morning of loud music coming from the sinkhole. It is now thought that CuTRis may be down there jamming with his band, EFS. Sinkhole

EFS - Don't Call Me Other People is one of a series of cable TV shows that Dave Robinson and I did with our band EFS (The Electric Frog Syrup Band) circa. 1993. Click on the blue title to watch the show. See more episodes on the links to the right!

Dave from my band, EFS, put video to a song (we recorded) that I wrote a long time ago. Yes, that's me singing... CLICK HERE to see and hear, Superfly Dragonfly