I am CuTRis

With all of the negative things in the news lately, I wanted to share some good news! The person at McDonald's who sits on every hamburger before you get it, still has his/her job. And as you can see by my photo, is doing excellent work.

At CuTRis Hill Farms, we still pick, wash and truck our carrots the old fashioned way.

"16 oz. or 5 gallon?" "Well... I am pretty thirsty..."

This morning when I was eating breakfast with my 9son, I asked Google how many popes there have been. The answer was 267. So I asked how many pope names there have been, and that answer was 44. So, then I asked if there was ever a pope named Jethro. The answer was no. So then I asked if there was ever a pope named Jed, or one named Granny, or one named Elly May, or one named Milburn Drysdale. Each time, the answer was no...

I've been trying to tell my son that this is a picture of a guy holding a bucket of poop really far away from himself because it stinks so bad. I don't think he believes me... 🤣

It was that step there, that changed everything!

https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA?si=WOIjM5m1fjXMrsUq

Whenever I see one of these specimens while out hiking in the wild, I am always impressed by the vibrant colors!

My son was editing his juice box at Noodles & Company. The box was sweating from condensation, so the "non" that he was trying to put in front of the word "organic," didn't turn out very well. The interesting thing about this is, I know exactly where he gets this stuff from...

Sledding was fun, but the wind was nasty. I had the distance record, until my son beat it on the last run. I probably pushed him too hard... Ready! Record Marker He beat it by inches. Pro Tip: Always yell, "yay I win!" If you didn't win, it's still a good strategy in sledding or political elections!

I keep seeing dumb crap like this, so I made one too. I was interested in the Kangal dog, because they were bred to take down a wolf. But then one of "these" videos popped up and compared the two by bite force, weight, speed, and bench press ability... Really? Dogs can bench press? That was when I knew I had to make a video.

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book/1144369266?ean=9798855654929

A little over 11 years ago, there was a picture of me with my son hiking. My wife thought we should remake that picture today. My son was a good sport and went along with it. Somehow, it didn't look right though. I think it mostly had to do with the fact that I was wearing sunglasses in the first picture, and I didn't have sunglasses with me today...

We had fun at the fair and less fun driving home through a storm.