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Here is Winnie the Pooh, dressed for his virtual meeting at work...

Winnie the Pooh Wearing Pants after Nearly a Century of "Going Commando" UnAssociated Press December 18, 2021 Winnie the Pooh has started wearing pants for the first time in 97 years, since it came out that he wasn't wearing them while attending Zoom meetings. Conservatives are claiming victory for pants wearing! Meanwhile liberals are outraged that the cartoon bear has decided to conform to pants wearing. There have been several violent protests about Pooh in the past 12 minutes.

Winnie the Pooh Banned for Not Wearing Pants During Zoom Meetings UnAssociated Press December 18, 2021 The silly ol' bear, known as Winnie the Pooh has been banned for not wear pants while attending Zoom meetings. Conservatives have condemned the stuffed bear for being "immoral." Meanwhile liberals supporting Pooh, took to the streets protesting the oppression of being forced to conform to pants wearing.

Winnie the Pooh Admits Not Wearing Pants During Zoom Meetings UnAssociated Press December 18, 2021 The silly ol' bear, known as Winnie the Pooh has admitted to the UnAssociated Press, that he does not wear pants while attending Zoom meetings. Pooh went on to say that he does wear a red shirt, and that should be good enough!