Winnie the Pooh Banned for Not Wearing Pants During Zoom Meetings

Winnie the Pooh Banned for Not Wearing Pants During Zoom Meetings
UnAssociated Press
December 18, 2021

The silly ol' bear, known as Winnie the Pooh has been banned for not wear pants while attending Zoom meetings. Conservatives have condemned the stuffed bear for being "immoral." Meanwhile liberals supporting Pooh, took to the streets protesting the oppression of being forced to conform to pants wearing.

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