I am CuTRis

Good news! The two National Guard soldiers who were shot in Washington DC, have been upgraded from dead, to critically wounded. "News" in the USA is full of misinformation. Especially all of the AI garbage videos bombarding social media. Cash Patel says this is an eye opening situation.

In case anyone cares, nobody in Minnesota talks like the caricatures that are circulating. In fact, the national news anchors adopt a "Midwestern" accent for TV, regardless of where they are from. I've lived in Minnesota most of my life. The people are generally well educated. They don't live on tater-tot hotdish and say, "Yah you betcha!" But, since there is very little truth being told these days, this manufactured, completely inaccurate version of Minnesotans is being circulated by liberals and conservatives alike. It's apparently considered politically correct because it also incorrectly perpetuates the myth that only people of white European ancestry live here.

Don't Touch the Poisonwood! UnAssociated Press March 9, 2024 When CuTRis went to southern Florida, his friends warned him not to get eaten by an alligator! But when he saw one, it was just lying still, so he got closer. It was poor planning. He also ran across other giant sea monsters! But he got away before being eaten... But then, he encountered the Poisonwood ! Nobody warned him about that! He would have to improvise... CuTRis was last seen swimming with a Sailfish, trying to wash off the poisonwood-tree resin. At least that's what the dumpster birds told the UAP.

Mickey Rourke's Fight with Godzilla Was Fixed UnAssociated Press December 19, 2014   When actor Mickey Rourke defeated Godzilla in a boxing match recently, speculation was that the fight was fixed. Now Godzilla has admitted that he threw the fight for $15K and was not allowed to breathe fire during the staging. Godzilla has spoken out, allegedly because Rourke tried to "stiff him" out of $5K that was to be paid after returning to the U.S. 62-year-old Mickey Rourke was unavailable for comment.

CuTRis Seen Using Fake Sign Language UnAssociated Press December 13, 2013 CuTRis was recently sighted at a funeral for some guy from Passaic , using fake sign language . "This was extremely embarrassing," said some guy at the funeral who had come for the free lunch. "I just can't believe someone would do something like that!" He commented between mouthfuls. CuTRis was unavailable for comment. Meaning: I have an invisible basketball.   Meaning: I can see you but you can't see me.