I am CuTRis

Donald Trump's MRI was looking for the President's heart. It was inconclusive, as it seems the magnets got wet.

With all of the negative things in the news lately, I wanted to share some good news! The person at McDonald's who sits on every hamburger before you get it, still has his/her job. And as you can see by my photo, is doing excellent work.

Trump Ended 99,007 Wars UnAssociated Press September 23, 2025 McDonald Trump has just stunned the world, with his latest boast of nonsensical numbers--that he's stopped 99,007... wait... 99,010 wars. How does he do it? The math makes no sense, the words contain no truth, or even logic, and yet he still has a(n albeit shrinking), legion of followers. Give him his due, his imaginary world, boasts imaginary accomplishments, the likes of none ever recorded in the general reality. And stop with the hate speech everyone! That is reserved only, for Trump and his merry band of underachievers.

Is your economy good? Are you getting along with your neighbors? Are things things equitable for all people? Is the job market strong? Then you need the new superhero, "Stupor Dumm!" Stupor Dumm will have your economy in a shambles, unemployment on the rise, your neighbors will hate you and and only rich people--especially if they're white, will be able to get ahead!

Filling in for Jimmy Kimmel   Click on link below for video. https://youtu.be/bWQYDGF2b-E?si=6EKCIFCIInJmlkuU

There is a video of Donald Trump, saying that smart people, don't like him. Does that mean he thinks his own supporters are not smart? Because there is data that supports that premise. But the admission itself is telling. It's an admission that less intelligent people have voted for a leader who has surrounded himself with people who lack intelligence, who are supporting a barely literate, criminal and sexual predator, down a path that lacks conventional wisdom, logic, morality, truth and justice. It corroborates that we are following an intellectually deficient leader, installed by the least intelligent portion of the population. Science and truth, are enemies of this insane push to harm people, the economy, the environment and everyone except the excessively rich. So, I would agree that Trump has finally uttered a truth. It was bound to happen I guess.

RFK, Jr.'s Backward Healthcare UnAssociated Press September 6, 2025 Good news Americans! RFK Jr. is calling for the use of bloodletting , as a primary medical treatment. By utilizing outdated medical procedures, we will be healthier than ever!

Hey Amazon, if I buy the twin pack, can you just send me one and then when I contact you about it, try to steer me into contacting the supplier who had nothing to do with it because it was shipped out of your warehouse, and then could you hang up on me three times when I call to try to get it straightened out? You can?!? Cool!

We should probably all stop talking about the Epstein files and wondering what's in the Epstein files. We should be quiet about whether Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Just let the Epstein files go away and don't mention the Epstein files anymore. Stop wondering why so many FBI personnel were reassigned to check what's in the Epstein files, so that it can be redacted if it's ever released. Remember, the thing about the Epstein files is, that according to Pam Bondi, the Epstein files were both on her desk and also non-existent. So all of this talk about the Epstein files, is something that just won't go away even though Donald Trump would like it too. So please, don't mention the Epstein files so much because the more we talk about the Epstein files, the more the Epstein files issue will not go away.

Per the Trump Administration, the public must now park in hell. Only billionaires are allowed on the surface. Anyone can park near the main entrance for 12 minutes, for the low price $1200 USD.

Juneteenth reminds us not only how important freedom is, but also the need for truth and timely information. Thanks to Elon Musk for blowing up one of his rockets to commemorate the holiday!

As Trump prepares to take office for the second time, I want to acknowledge all of those who voted for him. You have saved the USA the embarrassment of having an eminently qualified woman president, and made history by allowing the first convicted felon to hold the highest office. Fortunately, neither the truth, science, nor fairness will impede the Trump presidency. However, the infighting of egomaniacs just might.

It was that step there, that changed everything!

Prouns: he, him, his Gonzo, Mega-gonzo, Flotilla Particle Accelerator

CuTRis will Likely be Harris' Vice President UnAssociated Press August 1, 2024 It is now widely thought that CuTRis will be Kamala Harris ' running mate, as Vice President. CuTRis is well known for his belief that Donald Trump is a total ass clown . "Trump is all about scaring paranoid people into fearing "brown people." It's ridiculous I know, but it works with those who follow him in spite of his criminal activity, insults and mistreatment of women, minorities, disabled people and anyone who isn't rich and white," CuTRis told reporters. "The real enemy is not minorities and immigrants," he continued. "It's corporations that are draining the money, and the life, out of the American people."

Donald Trump Announces Sale of His New Dumbass Slippers! UnAssociated Press February 27, 2024 As Donald Trump's legal cases continue to grow , he has begun selling footwear to pay his legal debts . Today, the former President, turned dictator-want-to-be, has unveiled his new, Trump Dumbass Slippers for sale at $666 per pair.      Trump models Dumbass Slippers     By Noon Eastern Time, the slippers were already sold-out! A fan of Trump's Dumbass Slippers