Trump Ended 99,007 Wars
UnAssociated Press
September 23, 2025
McDonald Trump has just stunned the world, with his latest boast of nonsensical numbers--that he's stopped 99,007... wait... 99,010 wars. How does he do it? The math makes no sense, the words contain no truth, or even logic, and yet he still has a(n albeit shrinking), legion of followers. Give him his due, his imaginary world, boasts imaginary accomplishments, the likes of none ever recorded in the general reality. And stop with the hate speech everyone! That is reserved only, for Trump and his merry band of underachievers.
UnAssociated Press
September 23, 2025
McDonald Trump has just stunned the world, with his latest boast of nonsensical numbers--that he's stopped 99,007... wait... 99,010 wars. How does he do it? The math makes no sense, the words contain no truth, or even logic, and yet he still has a(n albeit shrinking), legion of followers. Give him his due, his imaginary world, boasts imaginary accomplishments, the likes of none ever recorded in the general reality. And stop with the hate speech everyone! That is reserved only, for Trump and his merry band of underachievers.
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