I am CuTRis

CuTRis and Dragon Get in Argument UnAssociated Press April 9, 2013 CuTRis and his dragon have apparently had a disagreement about what they should do next, and have discontinued their campaign over North Korea . In fact, it is thought that the dragon dropped CuTRis somewhere inside of the communist country. When asked about it, Yosemite Sam said, "Dragons is so stupid!" Just how or if CuTRis will be able to escape from North Korea is the question right now.

Kim Jong-un Hit by Dragon Poop Again UnAssociated Press April 8, 2013    Direct Hit! Kim Jong-un was apparently hit by dragon poop again today as CuTRis and Yosemite Sam flew over North Korea on their dragons.

Kim Jong -un Threatens to Blow Up CuTRis UnAssociated press April 7, 2013 Kim Jong-Un has threatened to blow up CuTRis and his dragon today--during his latest death to America speech. unJong is pretty mad that CuTRis' dragon poop ed on his head yesterday when they were flying over North Korea.

Dragon Poops on Kim Jong-un UnAssociated Press April 6, 2013 CuTRis' dragon scored a direct hit when it poop ed on North Korea n dictator, Kim Jong-Un 's head today. CuTRis and the dragon were unavailable for comment, but were said to be enjoying a drink in a bar in Switzerland at the time of this printing.  At Point of Impact

CuTRis and Dragon Flying over North Korea UnAssociated Press April 5, 2013 CuTRis may be flying over North Korea on his dragon . At least that is what Kim Jong-Un said today in his latest I'm going to blow you all up speech. Sources close to CuTRis , report that CuTRis wants his dragon to poop on Kim Jong-Un 's head.

CuTRis   Seen Riding Flying Dragon UnAssociated Press April 5, 2013   CuTRis Riding Dragon CuTRis was seen riding a flying dragon this morning through the capitol city of St. Paul. When asked about this, Cutris said, "I'm not sure why more people don't ride dragons. Sure once-in-a-while one will eat somebody; and sometimes they don't want to go to the same place that you do--but that is a small price to pay for flying over rush-hour traffic!" Hmmm... says this reporter... Cutris may have something there...  Written by Bink Scoopmeyer -- AP