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Trump "aced" CT Scan

Thanks for clarifying, Mr. President that the MRI you got for some unknown part of your body was actually a CT scan, and you aced it. Anyone who has gotten one of these scans, knows how difficult it is to answer all of the questions with 100% accuracy. Also, kudos on your ability to tell a lion from a giraffe in your latest cognitive test. All of this makes me feel so much better about your presidency.

All Night Hate Messages...

Let's just continue to pretend that it's normal for anyone, let alone the President, to post a few dozen unhinged hate messages every night.

Kidnapping Presidents is Legal Now?

How would I feel if our President was kidnapped and removed from the country in the middle of the night??? Can we go ahead and try it out?