CuTRis Opens Strait of Hormuz UnAssociated Press June 28, 2026 Today, CuTRis opened up the Strait of Hormuz . When asked how he did it, CuTRis said he used a can opener. He also said he used a garden trowel, to make the strait... more straight. The USA and Iran were unable to verify, or deny the claim. However, gas went down by 25 cents per gallon, so something probably happened... or didn't.
The first family bike outing of 2026 was on the Minnesota River Greenway. Google said it was 12 miles one way (so 24 round-trip). It didn't seem that far, but it was an easy ride.