ICE took Jesus!

“ICE took Jesus!” shouted Garcia.
“Immigration?” replied Hassan. “But Jesus is a citizen, and a carpenter.”
“They said he is a criminal,” said Garcia. “And here illegally.”
“It’s the Orange One,” replied Bob. “He is sending everyone who he doesn’t like away to foreign prisons.”
“But they will die there!” shouted Garcia.
“Yes,” said Hassan. “But he would kill them here if he could. In fact, some of his followers would probably cheer if he did.”
“Until it happens to them,” said Bob.
“They don’t think it will,” said Garcia.
“How do we get Jesus back?” asked Hassan.
“It will be difficult,” answered Bob. “The inquisition is brandishing the holy book and waving the flag of the Republic!”
“But we must try,” said Garcia.
“Aye,” said Bob. “We must try.”
“At all cost!” agreed Hassan. “The Orange Liar must be deposed.”

-KJC20250420

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