I am CuTRis

We usually need to chop this one down about 5 times a year.

Let's just continue to pretend that it's normal for anyone, let alone the President, to post a few dozen unhinged hate messages every night.

Hallo! Danke für deinen Besuch.

"It's a cryin' shame it tiz commissioner!" "Once he deleted that contact in the Batphone, it was over old chum." "Holy Landline Batman!" 

CuTRis Opens Strait of Hormuz UnAssociated Press June 28, 2026 Today, CuTRis opened up the Strait of Hormuz . When asked how he did it, CuTRis said he used a can opener. He also said he used a garden trowel, to make the strait... more straight. The USA and Iran were unable to verify, or deny the claim. However, gas went down by 25 cents per gallon, so something probably happened... or didn't.